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But that’s how my birthday parties always end!
MARYVILLE, Tennessee (AP) — Michael P.
Monn’s birthday celebration went a little awry when he was arrested
while drunk, nude and covered with nacho cheese.
I am the Lorax! I speak for the trAAAAArrrgh…
TULSA
– Blake Champlin, a Tulsa lawyer and environmental activist, died
Monday at his home when a tree supporting a hammock fell and crushed
him.
I understand. I have politely
sent out official requests for people to address me as “Your Sexiness”
and even Wendy isn’t playing along.
Veteran actor Ben Kingsley, who got a
knighthood three years back, might love the fact that he is now Sir Ben
Kingsley, but it reportedly drove his co-stars up the wall because he
expects to be called Sir every time.

Joey deVilla

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Anonymous says:

July 21, 2004 at 11:49 pm

re: Kingsley
Wha'd you say? Wha'd you say c**t!? No no no no no no no!!! Not this time! Not this fu**ing time! No no no no no no no no!!!!
/me finishes channeling Kingsley in "Sexy Beast"
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