[via UFies.org] Well, I’m sort of American. I’m the direct descendant of an American (my great-grandfather is James O’Hara,
who left Dayton, Ohio for the Philippines after the end of the
Spanish-American War). Therefore, I’m entitled to take the How
F**king American Are You quiz.
Here’s my result: Happy and Horny American.
Wendy could’ve told you that.
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Is that the only answer? 'Cause the likelihood that you and I scored the same is, you must admit, not enormous. :-)
There are five different results, ranging from "Un-American Commie Pinko" to "F**king American." I personally think it would have been funny if Joey had been gotten "Canadian-Baiting Uber-American."
Huh. Probably just because I don't dress like a hippie...anymore.