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How F**king American I Am

[via UFies.org] Well, I’m sort of American. I’m the direct descendant of an American (my great-grandfather is James O’Hara,

who left Dayton, Ohio for the Philippines after the end of the

Spanish-American War). Therefore, I’m entitled to take the How

F**king American Are You quiz.

Here’s my result: Happy and Horny American.

Screen shot: My result for the 'What Kind of F**king American Are You' quiz. My result: 'Happy and Horny American'.Screen shot: My result for the 'What Kind of F**king American Are You' quiz. My result: 'Happy and Horny American'.

Wendy could’ve told you that.

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