[via UFies.org] Well, I’m sort of American. I’m the direct descendant of an American (my great-grandfather is James O’Hara,
who left Dayton, Ohio for the Philippines after the end of the
Spanish-American War). Therefore, I’m entitled to take the How
F**king American Are You quiz.
Here’s my result: Happy and Horny American.
Wendy could’ve told you that.
How did I not know about the Joe Pesci Home Alone yule log stream until now?…
I’m enjoying exotic-to-me American cuisine (being Asian, I had a mashed-potato-deprived childhood) at Christmas dinner…
As the lyrics say, all is supposed to be merry and bright during the holidays,…
It’s not just another Sunday, but the Sunday leading up to Christmas! It’s that time…
Here’s wishing Alex Bruesewitz a speedy recovery — yes, he’s behind a racist lie that endangers…
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Is that the only answer? 'Cause the likelihood that you and I scored the same is, you must admit, not enormous. :-)
There are five different results, ranging from "Un-American Commie Pinko" to "F**king American." I personally think it would have been funny if Joey had been gotten "Canadian-Baiting Uber-American."
Huh. Probably just because I don't dress like a hippie...anymore.