It’s almost that time. The legendary Joey deVilla birthday party
returns, now enriched with an extra reason to celebrate: my engagement!
Here’s the basic info:
A number of people of asked me, so I’ll state it here: as much as
I would love to have Neil’s wonderful hot tub on a truck back, if my
neighbours from across the street even see
that truck coming down the street, they’re going to call the cops on
me. Besides, seeing Eldon in a Speedo should be a once-in-lifetime
event for anyone. (There is a story about what happened when the cops
showed up last year, and I will tell it soon.)
At the 2001, 2002 and 2003 parties, I have been accosted by one of my lovely female guests (here’s the 2003 story). Since this is also an engagement party and since my lovely fiancee
will be there, this streak is likely to be broken. It was fun while it
lasted, but as an older, wiser gentleman (stop snickering, you!) it’s
time to move on.
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Erm.
/me wonders whether she should just edit the post herself so it says 2004. ;)
Eep! I must've been thinking wedding year, I'll go fix that now.
Joey, you got it all wrong. You will still be accosted by one of your lovely female guests. It just had better be Wendy this year ;)
Grant is right. And since, as a fiancee, she is "committed, attached or unavailable-in-some-way-or-another," your streak is sure to continue. And when she becomes a married woman, oh boy, look out!
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