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The Bulge Under George Bush’s Suit…

…is most likely a natural phenomenon in clothing. Take a look at

these photos of random people in Manhattan. They have the bukge too.

Click the picture to see the photo at full size:

Third from the left, top row: the dreaded Volvo ass!

The Hill has a story featuring the president’s tailor showing how suit naturally get a bulge when its wearer crosses his arms and leans forward:

Okay, buddy. Now explain your hair.

Finally, there’s the matter of receiving devices. If Bush were wired and getting cues from Karl Rove or some other coach:

  • He wouldn’t have been so damned inarticulate.
  • He’d

    have used a smaller device. We’re in the age of teeny cellphones; “spy

    tech” stores in major cities sell much tinier walkie-talkies.

Of course, without this flap, we wouldn’t have gotten fun “remixes” like this one:

Joey deVilla

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  • GW is such a hipster. After the debates he goes right home and docks his pod with his Ibook and surfs the internets.

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