Here’s a snippet from yesterday’s Achewood comic,
which pokes fun at the VP debates. These two panels convey actual
points from the debate, but the really funny stuff happens when John
Edwards (played by Achewood’s Renaissance Bear, Teodor) points out
fictitious votes in Congress made by Dick Cheney (played by Achewood’s
resident asshat, Pat):
Also enjoyable: Landover Baptist’s We Need Dick!:
Cheney has done his part to put colored people in their place worldwide
as well. Cheney consistently voted against sanctions on South Africa
for its policy of apartheid (which, translated in English, means “God’s
chosen few”). Cheney even had the courage to vote against every House
resolution calling for the release from prison of Nelson Mandela.
Cheney’s Christian conviction that apartheid was right for South Africa
(and Mandela belongs behind bars) has proven correct. While liberal
Democrats were falling all over themselves to pander to the votes of penniless
coloreds, whom our Godly forefathers brought to this blessed country just
so those lazy creatures would have work, Cheney had the moral backbone
to stand up and say, “Nelson Mandela is no different than most black men
– he is a criminal.” Spurred on by Satan, the liberals ultimately
won. And look where South Africa is today. The coloreds can
go anywhere they want and the country is in a state of ruin. The
Lord said that servants and slaves should obey their masters with “fear
and trembling” (Ephesians 6:5). And look what happened when the Lord
and Cheney were ignored. Those South Africans can’t even leave a Christmas
tree air freshener in their parked cars without it being stolen.