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In Case You Haven’t Seen This Photo Yet…

Photo: VP debate photo with Dick Cheney Photoshopped out and Mr. Burns from 'The Simpsons' in his place.

Serves me right for procrastinating: I found this photo on a

file-swapping site that I frequent, saved it and planned to post it

this morning, only to find that Xeni Jardin at BoingBoing had beaten me

to the punch. General humour is my turf, Xeni! Stick to your

zero-G/fetish posts and no one gets hurt!

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Spam of the Day

I just received this from one “Nitai Gouranga”, whose email address is nitaigouranga@aol.com:

Call out Gouranga be happy!!!

Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ….

That which brings the highest happiness!!

I dunno, it doesn’t have the same ring as Badger Badger Badger.

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…And you may say to yourself, "This not my beautiful PowerPoint slide!" [Updated]

I’d read that David Byrne had been getting into PowerPoint as an art medium lately, but this chat with Liz “mamamusings” Lawley was a total surprise:

Here’s a transcript for those of you who can’t see the image (a good number of you read me via RSS):

Liz: i saw david byrne give a talk on friday on his work with powerpoint, and he showed your “why i dumped you” powerpoint slide during the presentation!

Liz: nearly fell off my chair

Me: Whoa!

Me: That’s hilarious!

Liz: guess he found it online. he was showing examples of both intentionally funny ppt and unintentionally funny

The Talking Heads were a big influence on me, so finding out that David Byrne used my stuff made my day. Thanks for the heads-up, Liz, and thanks to you too, David!

(My “Why I Dumped You” PowerPoint slide appears in my July 30th entry, The Breakup Style of PowerPoint.)

Update: Here’s the page for David Byrne’s exhibit, which is titled Trees, Tombstones and Bullet Points.

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The Birthday Party: Your First Warning!

That time of the year is rapidly approaching…

Photo: Me (drinking a cocktail straight out of a bottle of Stolichnaya) and some of my guests in the hot tub at the 2003 party.

Last year’s party included the now-infamous hot tub on a truck!

The 2004 edition of my birthday party takes place in a month. Details are forthcoming.

In the meantime, you may want to check out the photos from last year’s hot tub — check ’em out in either album or slideshow form!

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Regular Posting to Resume Tomorrow

Between spending the past couple of weeks working furiously on Tucows’ CCS Project and then flying to Boston to assist The Redhead with her 30th birthday celebrations, I’ve been rather busy. Regular blogging resumes tomorrow!

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Has it really been a year…

…since Skadz and I went out and painted Beantown red?

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I Think He and Clarence Thomas Have Become Drinking Buddies

US Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia recently spoke at Harvard and said the expected: that recent decisions protecting abortion rights,

upholding the legalization of assisted suicide and striking down

anti-sodomy laws represent a dangerous trend.

But he also said something unexpected: I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.”

For a man who’s this close to saying “the missionary position — not just a good idea, it’s the law!” this is quite surprising.

Clearly the man hasn’t seen The Ice Storm, and he must’ve been a total Poindexter when he attended Harvard.