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Best Election-Related Convo from Saturday Night

The scene: My coworker Kim’s Halloween party. My housemate Paul (who is American and whose parents live in Florida) is having a conversation about the election.

Paul: I voted with an absentee ballot, and I’m registered to vote in Florida.

Jen: Florida? Aren’t you worried that your vote will get lost or miscounted?

Paul: No, I told them I was white.

Joey deVilla

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