Categories: It Happened to Me

Best Election-Related Convo from Saturday Night

The scene: My coworker Kim’s Halloween party. My housemate Paul (who is American and whose parents live in Florida) is having a conversation about the election.

Paul: I voted with an absentee ballot, and I’m registered to vote in Florida.

Jen: Florida? Aren’t you worried that your vote will get lost or miscounted?

Paul: No, I told them I was white.

Joey deVilla

View Comments

Recent Posts

A Robbie Burns follow-up: “The Rights of Woman”

As a follow-up to yesterday’s post about Burns Night, here’s another poem from Robert Burns…

20 hours ago

Sunday picdump for January 26, 2024

It’s Sunday, which means it’s time for another “picdump!” Here are 136 memes, pictures, and cartoons floating around…

2 days ago

My plans for Burns Night 2025

Here’s the main course for dinner tonight... ...and that’s because it’s January 25th today, making…

2 days ago

Palm trees and a puffy vest

My friends in my old home town, Toronto, won’t find Tampa’s current temperatures cold, but…

4 days ago

“You had me at ‘grenade’” / “Show me the MAC-10!”

Clearly, I missed out by not watching the director’s cut of Jerry Maguire! But seriously —…

6 days ago

Same energy

7 days ago