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Funniest Post-Election Quotes from Last Night’s TV Shows

These quotes won’t be word-perfect, but they’re as close as I can get them.

David Letterman, recalling the birth of his son Harry last year, during which he was “a complete basket case”:

You know, I’m not a young guy. [Letterman’s in his late fifties.] I did some soul-searching and thought: “I’ll leave the country!

Ed Helms on The Daily Show:

John, if you want to have gay sex or visit a library, tonight might be your last night to do it. Personally, I’m going to kill two birds with one stone.

Joey deVilla

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