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You Are…

Here’s a cute little toy that Charles Watson pointed out to me. It forms random “You are a…” statements [Warning: Some profanity. Don’t show it to your mom].

Hey, that sounds like Wendy!

Joey deVilla

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  • I love this thing. Favorites:

    "You are a tit-grabbing fish stick who loves to control scarecrows."

    "You are a funky biscuit who loves to deflower lesbians."

    "You are a gigantic disco queen who loves to sluuuuurp animals." (extra u's are theirs not mine)

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