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Black Like Lois

I found a full copy of the Lois Lane comic I Am Curious (Black), which was recently referred to on BoingBoing and am sharing it with you, since:

a) I love cheese

b) I’ve recently rediscovered my old love for comic books


Here’s the whole comic, stored as a set of JPEGs in a zip file [5.1MB zip file]. If you

have one of those programs that can read .cbz files (like CDisplay for Windows or FFView for Mac OS X), change the filename extension of the file to .cbz.


Why can’t we all just get along? Lois Lane decided to do a story on

what it’s like to be black in Metropolis in 1970 (that’s when the comic

was published). She goes to Metropolis’ black neighbourhood, “Little

Africa”, where she finds that everybody steers clear of honky.


Oh, that whitey!

Back in the seventies, before we had blogs, you had to find a nice

concrete block, stand on it and start ranting. “Look at her, brothers

and sisters! She’s young and sweet and pretty!” This guy says the exact

same thing Tony Pierce says in his blog!

(Of course, like me and unlike the dude above, Tony doesn’t mind the miscegenation thing.)


Because we aren’t the woman for whom Superman has the super-hots, we

would probably have to take the boring tack by say, phoning up a

community leader or civil rights activist and schedule a phone

interview or invite them down to the Daily Planet and ask them about

the black experience. Or perhaps ask a black reporter to go cover the

story (assuming the Daily Planet had black reporters in 1970).

However, Lois Lane is that woman, so she has Supes take time out of his

busy schedule to fly her to the Fortress of Solitude (his base in

Antarctica) and put her in the race-changing machine that he oh-so-conveniently happens

to have.

You must remember that this was 1970, and we didn’t have the skill for

technobabble that we do now, several Star Trek televsion series later.

“Plastimold” and “Transformoflux Pack” just don’t have the same ring as

“Warp Core” or “Structural Integrity Field”.

Wait a minute…a machine that turns you black, invented by a scientist

named “Dahr-nel”? Did he have an assistant named “Mont-el” too?

This is just too painful. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say the Wayans Brothers scripted this comic.

(The “El” surname is popular on Superman’s homeworld, Krypton. His birthname is “Kal-El” and his father’s name is “Jor-El”.)


Supes takes black Lois back to Metropolis. She tries to hail a cab

driven by her friend Benny, but he passes her by, preferring to pick up

a white fare. One can imagine a young Lenny Kravitz reading this comic

and getting inspired.

(I think Lois looks much prettier as a black woman.)

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John Ashcroft’s Retirement Card

It’s funny.

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It Happened to Me Music Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Scenes from Last Night’s Kickass Karaoke at the Bovine Sex Club

Here’s a video from last night’s Kickass Karaoke at the Bovine Sex Club:

Photo: Still frame from video of Kickass Karaoke at the Bovine Sex Club, November 17, 2004.

Kickass Karaoke host Carson T. Foster usually strips down to his skivvies by the end of the night.

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It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Midnight Trash Run

Photo: The trash pile at Toronto's Bermondsey Transfer Station.
The trash pile at Bermondsey Transfer Station.

Accordion City — in addition to adding a new “green bin” into which compostable trash should go — has switched to a once-every-two-weeks garbage collection schedule. This is workable for my household most of the time, except for a couple of weekends ago, when a combination clean sweep of the house and king-sized birthday party attended by about 100 left me with ten bags of trash and six bags of recyclables. I had one week to wait until trash pick-up time and already the raccoons had made a mess of the garage (where the bags were being stored) twice.

My old tactic of taking the bags to Spadina Avenue, the busy street half a block west of my house, and tossing in my refuse with the trash of some business would no longer work. The garbage collectors will now only collect specially marked yellow City of Toronto bags, which businesses have to procure (I have no idea whether these are free or cost some nominal fee). I remember grumbling to myself “Rat bastards! I want my Tragedy of the Commons back!”

I decided to look at the Toronto trash and recycling calendar and found that a number of 24-hour dumps were scattered throughout the city. The schedules are such that residential trash can’t be brought in during business hours on weekdays; in fact, the ideal time to bring in your house trash is between midnight and 8 a.m.. For a night owl like me, that’s nothing.

I figured that the easiest place to get to that would also take trash and recyclables would be the Bermondsey Transfer Station, which is just off Eglinton Avenue, just east of the Don Valley Parkway. With the CR-V back seats folded down and the cargo area carpeted with newspapers and stuffed with bags of trash and recyclables, I motorbootied to the dump.

Bermondsey Road is a nondescript street filled with buildings devoted to light industry. The Bermondsey Transfer Station is easy to miss; from the road, all you see is a City of Toronto sign bearing the station’s name. The driveway led to a toll-booth-like station with a truck scale. I was instructed to drive onto the scale and hand over a $10 deposit, after which I was given a sheet of paper and told to drive down the road and into the main building.

An old guy with a long grey beard manned the station at the main building. He took the paper that the guy at the guard station had given me and directed me to back my car near the large trash heap.

The main building is a concrete cavern housing what looks like a minature air traffic control tower, bulldozing equipment and a hill made entirely of trash, whose height varied from two to five times that of my car.

I added my trash bags to their pile, after which I took some pictures and even shot some video of a bulldozer in action. I then returned to the “toll booth”, where I stopped the car on the exit scale and got $8 of my $10 deposit back.

Getting rid of the recyclables required a return trip to the “toll booth”, where I got another piece of paper to hand to the old guy at the building. He directed me to a smaller pile in the back corner of the building, where I unloaded my clear bags of recyclables. Unlike trash, there is no charge for getting rid of recyclables.

Bermondsey is one of seven dumps in the city [PDF file]:

There you go: a how-to on getting rid of excess trash. Who says blogs don’t tell you anything useful?

It may sound strange, but I recommend travelling to the dump, if only to get a sense of the waste material we produce (and often send to Michigan).

Bonus reading material: National Post writer John Geiger whines about having yet another container into which to sort trash, “Chief Dan George-type philosophy espoused by the solid waste bureaucracy” and about how our current trash situation is the fault of the “garbage bureacracy’s” bungling in the search for a new landfill. It’s all “I want my Tragedy of the Commons back!” and “What have future generations ever done for me?”

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Geek

This is What a Real Computer Scientist Looks Like

For no real reason (I was Googling for “scientist” images), here’s a photo of Dr. Robin Dawes, one of my favourite professors at Crazy Go Nuts University:

Photo: Dr. Robin Dawes in his 'scientist' getup.

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You Are…

Here’s a cute little toy that Charles Watson pointed out to me. It forms random “You are a…” statements [Warning: Some profanity. Don’t show it to your mom].

Screen Shot: The 'You Are' toy.

Hey, that sounds like Wendy!

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Japanese McDonald’s Ads

It would appear that today’s entries are following a “fast food” theme

today. I hadn’t planned it that way, but I’m on a roll now.

You may have seen these already — I downloaded the videos last week and planned to post them, only to be beaten by BoingBoing and MetaFilter — but in case you haven’t, check out these ads for a new Japanese McDonald’s burger, the Tomato McGrand. There’s one with a sexy female model [690K Windows Media video] and one with a sexy male model [710K Windows media video], both done up like Ronald McDonald.

Photo: Stills from Japanese promo for a new McDonald's burger, the 'Tomato McGrand'.

You can find all the ads on this page.