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There’s Hope For Us Geeks Yet

For no apparent reason — other than stumbling into this picture while

riffling through a place on “the internets” that I’m not allowed to

talk about — here’s a photo of a young, nerdy Jennifer Garner.

Photo: A young Jennifer Garner in big glasses and 80's-era sweater and hairdo.

“Uh…would you like to program some sprites on my Commodore 64 after school?”

The moral of the story: teenage geekiness does not necessarily doom you to a life of adult nerd style.

If you really need a refresher on what Ms. Garner looks like today, here’s a photo from her from a recent appearance in Arena magazine. Happy one-handed browsing, boys (and 10% of girls).

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Snake ‘N’ Bacon!

Michael Kupperman draws some very funny comics, and he’s collected them all in Snake ‘N’ Bacon’s Cartoon Cabaret, a book of which I was unaware until recently. Here’s a sample:

I don’t own a copy of this book, but it might make a nice Christmas present…

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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Two Words That Ought to Entice You: Free. Burlesque.

Photo: One of the burlesque acts at Skin Tight Outta Sight's Halloween show at the Gladstone Hotel.

Mmmm…droogie. A Clockwork Orange-inspired burlesque routine from Skin

Tight Outta Sight’s Halloween show at the Gladstone Hotel.

Meryle informs me that Skin Tight Outta Sight will put on a free —

that’s right, free — burlesque show at the Bovine Sex Club (542 Queen

Street West, just eats of Bathurst) at 11 p.m.. Jon Stewart’s

illegitimate evil son, Mysterion the Mind Reader, will be hosting the

event and doing some mind and magic tricks between burlesque acts.

Photo: Mysterion at the Skin Tight Outta Sight Halloween show at the Gladstone Hotel.

Mysterion the Mind Reader will be hosting the event. Even Bovine “regulars” think Mysterion’s a bit of a freak.

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DIY Vodka

[via MetaFilter] A simple way

to make wine taste better is to decant it — to pour it from the bottle

into another container. Decanting wine mixes it with oxygen, which

improves the taste; you can make a $10 bottle wine like a $20 one with

this simple trick.

There are similar tricks with liquor. In an old James Bond novel — I

can’t remember which one — Bond had the habit of shaking pepper into

his vodka shots. He’d picked it up from the Russians, who did it as a

matter of safety rather thasn taste; the pepper dragged fusel oils left

over from their crude distilling process down to the bottom of the

glass.

A more useful trick that you can try at home: filtering cheap vodka through a Brita filter four times. Apparently it makes it as smooth and delicious as the expensive stuff.

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Life Imitates "The Onion"

Dan, when you read the Onion article Housemates Reject Third-Roomate Debt-Relief Plan, do you burn with shame?

I can think of 6500 reasons why you should.

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3rd Anniversary

It’s been such a busy time that the third anniversary of The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century — Wednesday, November 10th — completely slipped past me!

I’m glad to report that 3 years and 3,338 articles later (3,339

including this one), it’s still fun. Like the accordion, the blog has

paid off in ways I never could’ve imagined. When I started back in

2001, I thought it would just be a creative outlet and something to

pass the time as my job responsibilities as OpenCola were being

whittled down (in the end, all I was responsible for was building the

installer and the “About” box for our software). Instead, it expanded

my social circle, gained me a little internet notoriety and a handful

of newspaper and TV appearances, landed me a job, saved my bacon from a girl who wasn’t who she said she was and played a part in my meeting my fiancee. Hooray for unexpected uses of technology; as William Gibson once wrote: “The street finds its own uses for things.”

Or in my case, “The street musician finds his own uses for things.”

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Canada Wants an Internet Levy — Fight Back!

Cory writes in BoingBoing about a proposed internet levy for Canadians.

The money will go to copyright holders, but paying the levy confers no

additional rights to you. Where I come from, that’s called a rip-off.

Here’s the article (quoted in its entirety, thanks to BoingBoing’s Creative Commons Licence):

Canada’s efforts to update its copyright laws for the Internet continue apace — you may remember three separate posts

on this last week. Heritage Canada is now recommending an Internet

“levy” that will go to a collecting society, on a grounds that

everything on the Internet is copyrighted by someone, and the

collecting society will gather money for them in exchange for your use

of their material.

The problem here isn’t really the levy — blanket license fees,

including levies, are actually not a bad way of solving some copyright

problems — but what you get in exchange for it. The levy here would

cover all Internet users, including institutions that have the right to

re-use work without permission or payment (like schools and libraries),

and it won’t confer any substantial rights upon you.

That means that even if you pay the levy for the use of copyrighted

works on the Internet, you won’t get the right to share music, or

download movies, or use screenshots in your PowerPoint presentation.

When a radio station pays a blanket license fee, it gets the right to

play all the music ever recorded. When you pay your levy, you’ll get

virtually no rights at all — except the right to get your ass sued off

if someone decides that you’re being naughty.

The standing committee on Canadian Heritage, which presented

this recommendation along with several other potentially disastrous

ideas, heard lots of learned, substantive testimony on why this is bad

for Canada. It roundly ignored it all. The report that Heritage

delivered is a one-sided smear against the Internet and a naked grab

for a few giant copyright holders at the expense of new entrants to the

market and the general public. The people responsible for this should

be removed from their duties — it’s inexcusable.

If Canada is going to extract a levy from Canadians, then

Canadians should get soemthing in return: unlimited access to

noncommercial, educational, and archival use of copyrighted works on

the Internet. A levy without something in return is just an exercise in

picking your pocket — and you shouldn’t stand for it. Sign the petition today.

The best answer to copyright reform has always been to maintain

balance, the lawyers say. Society wants to maintain creative

incentives, so laws are passed to protect creators; but society must

also have access to those works to share in their knowledge.

“The danger of WIPO is that it threatens that balance,” Mr. Geist said, “and replaces social rights with absolute rights.”

There’s also the potential for the recommendations to have a direct economic impact.

“The committee ignored solid evidence that the levy on blank CDs

[meant to compensate artists for pirated content] would double as a

result of the national treatment requirements of the WIPO treaties,”

Mr. Knopf said. “This could quickly cost Canadians more than

$100-million annually.

“We could end up with the worst of all dystopian worlds,” he

added. “You could pay the levy on a CD and get sued anyway” over the

disc’s content.

The article also links to a Globe and Mail piece titled Ottawa’s copyright plans wrongheaded, experts say.