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Birthday Gift Art

This just arrived in my inbox. My thanks to Patrick Kent!

Photo: 'iCcordionguy' -- parody of iPod ad.

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So Many Goofy Grins, So Little Time

Photo: Joey deVilla at his desk at the OpenCola office, August 2000.

Me at the OpenCola office in August 2000.

More birthday self-indulgence: I’ve set up a photo album that would be

a catalog of where I was and what I was doing all these years. The

photos contained within the album were selected from my 1998 through

2001 collections; I’ll add more later.

You can see the photos in album or slideshow format.

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It Was Thirty-Seven Years Ago Today…

In 1967…

Jose Martin “Joey / Accordion Guy” deVilla is born in Manila, Philippines.

Also born this year: Dave Matthews, Kurt Cobain, Liz Phair, Vin Diesel, Julia Roberts, and Anna Nicole Smith.

Ferdinand Marcos is president of the Philippines. Lyndon B. Johnson is

president of the US, the next country in which I live. Lester B.

Pearson is prime minister of Canada. my current home.

Love is a Many Splendored

Thing debuts on US daytime television and is the first soap opera to

deal with an interracial relationship. CBS censors find it too controversial and ask for it

to be stopped, causing show creator Irna Phillips to quit.

President Johnson and Soviet premiere Aleksei Kosygin agree not to let any crisis push them into war.

The X-15 research aircraft

with Chuck Yeager establishes a speed record of Mach 6.7.

Thurgood Marshall is sworn in as the first black Supreme Court justice.

The first home microwave is released by Amana.

St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series.

Green Bay Packers in Super Bowl I.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. They have not won it since.

Disney’s The Jungle Book and The Graduate are the top grossing films

The Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) is founded.

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez is published.

Paul McCartney announces that all four members of the Beatles have “dropped acid”.

For the first time, Jimi Hendrix sets his guitar on fire during a concert in London.

Canada celebrates its first one

hundred years of Confederation.

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band is released.

The first issue of Rolling Stone magazine is published.

US President Lyndon B. Johnson signs the Public Broadcasting Act of 1967, establishing the Corporation for Public

Broadcasting. Sesame Street ensues.

The FCC orders that cigarette ads on television, radio and in print must include a warning about the health risks of smoking.

And finally: The United States Supreme Court in Loving v. Virginia declares all U.S. state law

which prohibit interracial marriage to be unconstitutional. That’s gonna come in pretty handy next year,

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Big Weekend Coming Up

This is a big weekend for Yours Truly for a couple reasons. There’s the

party (email me at accordionguy you-know-what-symbol gmail

you-know-what-punctuation-mark com if you’re in Accordion City and would like to attend), but even more importantly, this is the weekend when Wendy

and her parents fly in for the Meeting of the Parents. This is not new

territory for me, as our family did this back in 1999 when we first met

my brother-in-law’s folks (this meeting gets some mention in the final installment of my Worst Date Ever story).

This is also the weekend that I give Wendy her ring. It’s a little bit

unusual and a little bit flash. Perfect for the special lady who wants

to spend the rest of her life with me.

Robertson and I did some party shopping yesterday evening. First Costco

for food and mix, followed by a trip to the beer store. I’m supplying

microbrew this year, all from the Wellington Brewery: Beehive Honey Lager, Wellington Special Pale Ale and Wellington County Dark Ale. In honour of the engagement, I’m also serving Ring Pops.

Dave “Logan’s Dave” Ahrens,

an old friend of Wendy whom I met in July, arrives in Toronto Friday

night. Dave, I’m hoping to show you a little bit of the ol’ stomping

ground — perhaps Smokeless Joe for some fine ales or the Bovine Sex Club for some disreputable drinkin’!

I can guarantee that an ambulance guy will show up sometime at the party, but I assure you it’ll be good news. Tom “Random Acts of Reality” Reynolds

is flying from London to Accordion City to attend the bash. Tom, you

have earned the party’s Phineas Fogg award for being the guest who

travelled the greatest distance to attend the party.

(Tom’s blog, which details stories about his life in the London

Ambulance Service, is a gripping read — it earned him an interview in The Guardian.)

I have a Shaun of the Dead trucker cap that I keep forgetting to send to Suw “Chocolate and Vodka” Charman, who is possibly the world’s biggest fan of that movie. I’m going to give it to Tom to bring back to her.

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Homer Simpson’s Campaign Platform

In honour of the 16th (sixteenth, people, sixteenth!) season of The Simpsons, airing this Sunday…

Comic: Homer Simpson's campaign platform.

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Funniest Post-Election Quotes from Last Night’s TV Shows

These quotes won’t be word-perfect, but they’re as close as I can get them.

David Letterman, recalling the birth of his son Harry last year, during which he was “a complete basket case”:

You know, I’m not a young guy. [Letterman’s in his late fifties.] I did some soul-searching and thought: “I’ll leave the country!

Ed Helms on The Daily Show:

John, if you want to have gay sex or visit a library, tonight might be your last night to do it. Personally, I’m going to kill two birds with one stone.

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Has the Healing Begun Yet?

This probably won’t last very long, but someone at Netscape Network is

using filenames to express his/her unhappiness with Bush’s election. If

you go to http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/election2004.jsp?feature=ne_election5, you’ll see a picture of Laura and George Bush. Check its filename

Screen capture: Web page showing that title of image with George Bush has a filename of 'asshole.jpg'.