One Last Video of Crispin Hellion Glover
What sort of nut-job gives their kid the middle name “Hellion” (meaning
“troublemaker”)? Bruce Glover, that’s who. Bruce Glover played one of
the two creepiest guys who tried to kill James Bond: Mr. Wint, of Mr.
Wint and Mr. Kidd, the creepy-geek assassins from Diamonds are Forever:
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Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd. Mr. Kidd is holding the “bombe surprise” from the end of the movie.
Here’s the final video treat starring Crispin Glover: a video of the song Ben from the remake of the movie Willard [PG-13:
no nudity, Disney-fied creepy, cleavage and rats, rats, rats!]. The
video gets bonus marks from me for all-out surrealism, the lingerie
girls and…yes…accordion!
In the original movie, the track was performed by Michael Jackson, so
in the end, it’s full creepy-freak celebrity-on-creepy-freak celebrity
action!
(I would so love to see Messrs. Jackson and Glover perform Ebony and Ivory. Wouldn’t you?)
Click on the image below to go to the site with the videos,
which are available in many sizes and in both QuickTime and Windows
Media.
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“It’s okay, dude. ‘Hanging a rat’ is a figure of speech.”
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I am so loving this stuff. Keep it up! I have to see Willard after all, I guess. Glover was damn amazing in Charlie's Angels. I think it's great when he acts all flipped out. I just assume he's acting. If not, oh well.
speaking of accordions, would you like a picture of a very young North Korean girl playing one on their state TV. Send a mail to jwmaycan@yahoo.com and I'll send you picture. Weird.
At some point, you have to ask yourself what separates a Crispin Hellion Glover from the garden variety nutcase you see living on the street. So far, all I can come up with is "an agent."
If you get the Willard DVD there is a fair bit about the accordian on the 'making of...' documentary.
Something about it being hard to tune, so if you use two at the same time it's like a choir.
And that the orchestra that did the soundtrack was the first to have a accordian section.