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It Happened to Me

Welcome to Muy Muy Rapido Tuesday!

Graphic: 'Muy Muy Rapido Tuesday' logo.

I hereby declare today Muy Muy Rapido Tuesday,

a day during which I shall start the process of clearing out

the backlog of thing I’ve been meaning to write, responses I owe some

readers and articles I have promised for a long, long time. As the name suggests, expect lots of short, quick posts today.

Hope you enjoy it!

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It Happened to Me

Hello from Logan Airport!

I spent the weekend visiting my fiancee in Boston, where a good two feet or so of snow fell this weekend.

Between the tons of snow and high winds, Logan Airport was shut down

for a full 29 hours. Only one runway was open this morning, resulting

in the cancellation of my 6:10 a.m. flight back to Accordion City.

Tractor clearing snow at Logan Airport.

I’m currently entering this article near the Continental Presidents’ Club located in the walkway joining Logan’s Terminals B and C. While Logan’s official wi-fi is something in the neighbourhood fo $10/day, the Presidents’ Club wi-fi is wide open and free of charge. I’m stickin’ it to The Man!

A quick summary of this weekend:

  • Got a quick chance to say hello to Joel “Joel on Software” Spolsky during his lunch at Movenpick Marche before my flight to Boston.
  • Experienced a last-minute pull-up on final approach into Logan. A plane was being a little slow in taking off from the runway on which we were about to land.
  • Grilled mahi-mahi with mango at the Summer Shack with Wendy
  • Meeting face-to-face with internet friends Suw “Chocolate and Vodka” Charman (who came over from the UK) and Chris “crw” Whipple
  • Lunch with a Nobel Prize winner! Betsy Devine invited Suw, Chris, Wendy and me to lunch at her place, where we met her husband, Frank Wilczek, winner of a real Nobel Prize (the 2004 Prize for Physics, not that fakety-fake economics prize). Frank, it turns out, is also an accordion player (as most staggeringly intelligent people are). I played a couple of accordion numbers for them — Suw shot video and posted them on her blog.
  • My Boston Ritual: a meal at Legal Seafood with Wendy.
  • Hung out at Clery’s with local friends, who came in spite of the coming blizzard.
  • Headed home from Clery’s during the start of said blizzard. It was fun watching Suw’s reactions to it all as Wendy drove through the storm — Brits don’t see snow like this! I volunteered my honed-in-Canada blizzard driving skills, but Wendy, tough New Englander that she is, didn’t need it.
  • Walked Suw and Chris to the bus stop the next afternoon through the aftermath of the storm. The storm seemed to have brought out the friendliness in everyone; everyone we passed said “hello” with a smile, in spite of all the shovelling or trudging they were doing.
  • A quiet Sunday night with Wendy, in which we made dinner and I finally watched Better Off Dead, a movie I’ve been meaning to see for decades.
  • Lunch at the Bugaboo Creek Steakhouse, a “Canadian-themed” restaurant that’s about as Canadian as the Outback Steakhouse is Australian. Still, the decor does remind me of my friend Liz’ parents’ lodge up north, or the Drake Hotel restaurant in Canmore, Alberta. The audio-animatronic bison could use a couple of lessons to sound a more like a rural Canadian. Not once did it say “give ‘er!”
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Geek

Because We Can’t Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

Photo: Bill Gates reclining in a hotel room, proferring a rose.

“To quote Clippy: ‘It looks like you’re about to take your clothes off. Would you like some help?'”

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Geek

Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun

Somewhere, someone who is not Melinda Gates finds this photo arousing.

“Mommeeeee! Make the bad nerd stop!”

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Uncategorized

Disturbing Bill Gates Photo Remix

Today’s a busy day, so I’m going just going to hit you with a  photo that I’ve been holding in reserve for such an event.

It’s nice to have a boss who actually encourages you to blog and doesn’t mind your Photoshopping him into photos every now and again…

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Uncategorized

Stories About Roy Orbison Being Wrapped Up in Cling Film

(Or, as we North Americans like to say, “Saran Wrap”.)

You have to like a site that starts with this line:

“Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories

about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film.”

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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Spacing Magazine, Subway Buttons, Busking and the "Public Space Invaders" Short Film Festival

Spacing is an Accordion City magazine about its “urban landscape”. Spacing’s

motto is “Whose space is public space?”, an apt question in light of

the privatization of what was once public space. Consider the

joylessness of the not-really-public Dundas Square (complete with

security guards) or the blandness at Islington or Finch stations and

compare it to the family-friendly bustle of Greektown, Bloor West

Village and the Beaches or the crazy-quilt fun of my own stomping

grounds of Queen Street West, College West and Chinatown.


[via BoingBoing] Spacing has produced subway station buttons that reproduce the look of each station’s wall

tiling. I am pleased to report that the two subway stations that I use

are represented in their sample graphic:

Photo: 'Spacing' magazine's subway buttons.

Spacing’s web site also has a photo essay of the tiles of Accordion City’s subway stations.
 


The current issue of Spacing features photos from photobloggers from Accordion City:

Ryan Bigge, who interviewed me for the Globe and Mail a little while back, contributed some writing for the issue.


Also on Spacing’s web site: a topic that’s near and dear to my heart: busking!

I wish I’d been featured, but I haven’t busked in the past few months.

An excerpt, which covers how differently buskers are perceived in

Europe and North America:

In Europe buskers are so well respected that tour guides often show

them off to their passengers. Studebaker, who has taken his show on the

road a number of times, has witnessed the difference, and the

excitement in his voice gets even more hyper when he is asked about the

response overseas. “If you date a girl in Europe and she takes you home

her mom would say, ‘cool, he’s got a good job.’ Here it’s more like,

‘what, he’s a bum?’” Yet, most buskers are not homeless, rather they

are determined, struggling artists who are on the streets to make money

doing what they love, performing their chosen art for an audience.

The

lack of admiration for buskers is not always the audience’s fault

either. The ratio of good artists to bad is not always favourable. For

every Michael McTaggart (better known as Subway Elvis, an Elvis

impersonator from Tennessee who played on TTC property in the 1970s

before it was legal to do so), Jeff Burke (a 26-year veteran of the

bassoon who plays covers of Nirvana and Black Sabbath in subway

stations and performs with bands from jazz to world-beat to hip-hop),

and Graeme Kirkland (the legendary jazz drummer who used to draw crowds

playing buckets outside the Rivoli) there are the guys who clink toy

xylophones and acoustic guitar players who play bad renditions of Bob

Dylan or The Beatles with no emotion whatsoever. Still, without any

buskers in our public spaces the only free outdoor performers we would

see would be those who are hired to play on that big slab of concrete

at Yonge and Dundas. We would only be able to see “acceptable” forms of

entertainment and, the bottom line is, entertainment in our public

spaces would be owned by private interests.

My aunt from the Philippines used to say that she’d cover her face if

she ever saw me busing on the street until I explained to her just how

far a goofy little hobby can take you. Even my parents like to brag to

their friends: (a) our son’s in computers! and (b) he plays accordion

on the street! And people like him!


Graphic: Public Space Invaders logo.

[via Torontoist] Tonight, Spacing is hosting an event at the Drake Hotel called “Public Space Invaders”. It’s a festival of “short films focused on transit, public art installations, monster

homes, surveillance cameras, urban exploration and city life in public

space.” The doors open at 8:00 p.m., films start at 8:30. Admission is an el-cheapo sliding scale of $5 – 10.