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Music

One Last Video of Crispin Hellion Glover

What sort of nut-job gives their kid the middle name “Hellion” (meaning

“troublemaker”)? Bruce Glover, that’s who. Bruce Glover played one of

the two creepiest guys who tried to kill James Bond: Mr. Wint, of Mr.

Wint and Mr. Kidd, the creepy-geek assassins from Diamonds are Forever:

Photo: Mr. Wint from 'Diamonds are Forever.'   Photo: Mr. Kidd from 'Diamonds are Forever'. 

Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd. Mr. Kidd is holding the “bombe surprise” from the end of the movie.

Here’s the final video treat starring Crispin Glover: a video of the song Ben from the remake of the movie Willard [PG-13:

no nudity, Disney-fied creepy, cleavage and rats, rats, rats!]. The

video gets bonus marks from me for all-out surrealism, the lingerie

girls and…yes…accordion!

In the original movie, the track was performed by Michael Jackson, so

in the end, it’s full creepy-freak celebrity-on-creepy-freak celebrity

action!

 (I would so love to see Messrs. Jackson and Glover perform Ebony and Ivory. Wouldn’t you?)

Click on the image below to go to the site with the videos,

which are available in many sizes and in both QuickTime and Windows

Media.

Photo: Still from Crispin Glover's video for 'Ben'.

“It’s okay, dude. ‘Hanging a rat’ is a figure of speech.”

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Uncategorized

"Why Write?"

In IndieGameDev, I link to a question that someone asked a number of interatcive fiction (a.k.a. “text adventure game”) writers: “Why write?”.

Although it was posed to people making a specific type of computer

game, the question is applicable to anyone in a creative field. It’s a

worthwhile read.

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Uncategorized

The "Mom Mac"

Photo: Mac Mini.

On The Farm, I point to a

number of articles in which the writer refers to buying a Mac Mini for

one’s mom, dad or other relatives. It’s an interesting meme.

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Music

More Glover Goodness!

For your enjoyment, here’s the video for the song Clowny Clown Clown [4.4. MB Windows Media, enclosure], which comes off Crispin Glover’s 1989 album, Big Problem Does Not Equal the Solution. The Solution = Let It Be.

It features two Crispin Glovers: one with Brylcreemed hair and a suit and  the

long-haired version, dressed exactly the same way he did on his

“freak-out” appearance on Late Night with David Letterman.

If you have a clown phobia, this video will only make things worse.

The video is safe for work, but weeeeeeeeeird.

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In the News

Happy Martin Luther King Day!

Photo: Rev. Martin Luther KIng. Jr.

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In the News

Coming Soon to "Bad Art Night" at My House

[via Movie City News Indie]:

Crispin Hellion Glover, who’s best known for playing George McFly in the Back

to the Future films, has spent the last two decades getting weirder. My housemate,

“Brother Pete” Onlock, the weirdo in our six-man house in my second and

thrid years at Crazy Go Nuts University, considered Glover to be a sort

of personal hero, especially after that meltdown he had on Late

Night With David Letterman.

In the late 1980’s, Glover published his home phone number in a number

of offbeat publications, promising callers some interesting taped

messages. In 1989, having a morbid curiosity and the phone number from

Keyboard World magazine, I called the number and was treated a rant

about rats that was both creepy and hilarious.

There have been rumours about a magnum opus film project on which he’s

been working for years. It looks like we’ll finally get our chance to

see it: the film, titled What Is It? will be premiering at the Sundance Film Festival on January 27, 29 and 30.

According to Movie City News’ Indie section: “Most of the actors in the

film have Down’s Syndrome, but the

film is not about Down’s Syndrome. Mr. Glover explains the plot thus:

‘Being the adventures of a young man whose principal interests are

snails, salt, a pipe, and how to get home, as tormented by an hubristic

racist inner psyche.'”

Oh, my.

Here’s the poster for What Is It?

Photo: Poster for Crispin Hellion Glover's 'What Is It?'

Oh, my again.

That’s nothing, however. For the full “Oh, my!” experience, you’re going to have to watch the trailer [NOT SAFE FOR WORK:

some nudity, and completely whacked out]. It reminds me of Pavlov Video Chicken I, the piece reviewed in the “Bad Conceptual Art”

skit from the 1978 Saturday Night Live.

I am eagerly awaiting the DVD release so I can host a “Bad Art Night” party.

As an added bonus, here’s the video of Crispin Glover’s infamous appearance on Late Night with David Letterman.

[6.5 MB AVI file, enclosure]. I remember watching this when it was

broadcast and wondering “Is he acting, or is he really flipping out?”

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It Happened to Me

"Sexy Beast" Revisited

Just yesterday alone, 2,251 people (or, more accurately, 2,251 computers at

unique internet addresses) went directly to the permalink for my entry,

Sexy Beast,

which features an 80’s-era Bill Gates striking poses reminiscent of

LavaLife personal ads on his desk. (I still have my doubts as to whether the

photos are genuine).

Dan Dickinson came up with the caption

for the second photo, “640K of this action should be good enough for

anybody”. If you have any other caption ideas, please post them in the

comments!