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"Couple Names Baby ‘Yahoo’"

From The Register:

A newborn baby boy has been named “Yahoo” by a Romanian couple – cos they met over the net.

Mum and Dad – Cornelia and Nonu Dragoman – courted online for three

months before finally tying the knot, reports a local paper by way of Reuters. Lucian Yahoo Dragoman was born last month.

“We named him Lucian Yahoo after my father and the net, the main beacon of my life,” said mum Cornelia.

Funny, that’s how I used to mentally refer to an old VP of R&D I used to work for. That man has the sense of vision that God gave oysters.

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An Incentive to Read the Blogs I’m Paid to Write

Hey, programmer-types! There’s lots of good stuff on The Farm

(Tucows’ programming-in-general blog) and IndieGameDev (Tucows’ blog

for indie game developers). They’re written by Yours Truly with the

same gusto and verve, but considerably less swearing.

(Actually, even on this blog, I try and save the swears for when they’re les mots justes.)

Once you’re done reading those, you can reward yourself with this TV ad for Dodge trucks that they decided not to air [1.3 MB WMV file included as an enclosure; Three’s Company-esque double-entendres].

A pity, because I think this ad fesses up — although in a roundabout

way — as to why men who don’t really need trucks buy them.

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It’s "Bling Bling" Dance Time Again

The investment service FindProfit.com announced its “Top Five Internet

Stock Picks for 2005”, which were featured in Sunday’s edition of the

New York Post. Among the five was Tucows:

PRINCETON, N.J., Jan. 10 /PRNewswire/ — FindProfit

(http://www.findprofit.com), an investment service that delivered a +19%

average return in 2004 and +67% audited return in 2004, announced today that

its Top Five Internet Stock Picks for 2005 were featured in the Sunday,

January 9, 2005 edition of The New York Post.

The article features FindProfit’s analysis and research of Autobytel

(Nasdaq: ABTLENews), Homestore (Nasdaq: HOMSNews), Intermix Media (Amex: MIXNews),

Priceline.com (Nasdaq: PCLNNews) and Tucows (OTC Bulletin Board: TCOWNews). All trial

and paid subscribers may access FindProfit.com’s full research and analysis on

these, and more than 50 other stocks.

FindProfit’s investment outlook examines a number of issues, including:

  • Why Tucows may be poised for a breakout in 2005.
  • How Intermix has turned from a has-been into the next big thing.
  • Why Homestore, Priceline.com and Autobytel are fundamentally strong and compelling acquisition bait.

And

with that news, Tucows’ stock price jumped up over 30 cents yesterday,

putting us at $1.17 per share at yesterday’s market close. As I write

this, we’re at $1.19, which is the highest it’s been since I joined the

company:

Graph: Tucows' climbing stock price for the past 2 years.

This doesn’t mean I’m buying drinks for everyone; it just means that I

have a little more money…”on paper”. However, all other things being

equal, it’s better to work for a company with a “buy this stock”

recommendation and a rising stock price than one without these goodies.

Perhaps a little bling bling dance is in order…

 Photo: Two 'Cows' from the cartoon series 'Cow and Chicken' dancing.

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In the News

Who is John Galt, and Why is He Backpedalling Slightly?

The only moments when I channel Ayn Rand are those when I’m engaged in

fiction. A couple of nights ago, I was playing my new favourite game, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

In the game, you play the role of Carl “C.J.” Johnson, who brings about

the second coming of the once-feared Grove Street gang.

One important facet of the game is earning the respect of your fellow

gang members, and one of the most fun ways to earn that respect is to

ruthlessly kill members of rival gangs. I have a mean streak that I try

to keep under control in real life, but in the game world of San Andreas (a really large world comprised of three cities and the rural areas in between), I can indulge it all I want.

My housemate Rob watched in amazement as I “softened up” a half-dozen

members of a rival gang by running over them with a stolen car and then

delivered coups de grace using my submachinegun with a rhythm

that would’ve made Conlon Nancarrow proud.

Another feature of the game is that if you kill someone, you can take

their money. As I helped myself to the cash from their scattered

corpses, Rob said something along the lines of “Wow, that’s cold.”

“Hey, it’ll trickle down,” I reassured him with a smile.


If that was cold, the Ayn Rand Institute published a letter to the editor titled U.S. Should Not Help Tsunami Victims

was sub-zero. It’s been excised from the site, but lives on in syndication and Google’s cache. Written by David “Civil engineer is a contradiction in terms” Holcberg (“You may remember me from such heart-warming letters to the editor as Death of Civilians Should Not Hinder War Effort“), here it is in its entirety:

As the death toll mounts in the areas hit by Sunday’s

tsunami in southern Asia, private organizations and individuals are

scrambling to send out money and goods to help the victims. Such help

may be entirely proper, especially considering that most of those

affected by this tragedy are suffering through no fault of their own.

The United States government, however, should not

give any money to help the tsunami victims. Why? Because the money is

not the government’s to give.

Every cent the government spends comes from taxation.

Every dollar the government hands out as foreign aid has to be extorted

from an American taxpayer first. Year after year, for decades, the

government has forced American taxpayers to provide foreign aid to

every type of natural or man-made disaster on the face of the earth:

from the Marshall Plan to reconstruct a war-ravaged Europe to the $15

billion recently promised to fight AIDS in Africa to the countless

amounts spent to help the victims of earthquakes, fires and

floods–from South America to Asia. Even the enemies of the United

States were given money extorted from American taxpayers: from the

billions given away by Clinton to help the starving North Koreans to

the billions given away by Bush to help the blood-thirsty Palestinians

under Arafat’s murderous regime.

The question no one asks about our politicians’

“generosity” towards the world’s needy is: By what right? By what right

do they take our hard-earned money and give it away?

The reason politicians can get away with doling out

money that they have no right to and that does not belong to them is

that they have the morality of altruism on their side. According to

altruism–the morality that most Americans accept and that politicians

exploit for all it’s worth–those who have more have the moral

obligation to help those who have less. This is why Americans–the

wealthiest people on earth–are expected to sacrifice (voluntarily or

by force) the wealth they have earned to provide for the needs of those

who did not earn it. It is Americans’ acceptance of altruism that

renders them morally impotent to protest against the confiscation and

distribution of their wealth. It is past time to question–and to

reject–such a vicious morality that demands that we sacrifice our

values instead of holding on to them.

Next time a politician gives away money taken from you

to show what a good, compassionate altruist he is, ask yourself: By

what right?

He should’ve finished it off with “Hey, it’ll trickle down.”


The Ayn Rand Institute must’ve caught some serious heat from outraged parties, as they published a press release which contains the ever-so-useful line, “We would like to clarify our position” (which should always set your B.S. detector abuzz). Here’s how it begins:

On December 30, 2004, the Ayn Rand Institute released as a letter to

the editor and as an op-ed a piece that condemned the U.S. government’s

use of taxpayers’ money to help victims of the recent tsunami (“U.S.

Should Not Help Tsunami Victims”). That piece was inappropriate and did

not accurately convey the Institute’s position. We would like to

clarify our position.

Obviously, the tsunami, with the thousands of innocent victims left

in its wake, is a horrible disaster. The first concern of survivors and

of those trying to help them is to provide basic necessities and then

to begin rebuilding. The American public’s predictably generous

response to assist these efforts is motivated by goodwill toward their

fellow man. In the face of the enormous and undeserved suffering,

American individuals and corporations have donated millions of dollars

in aid; they have done so by and large not out of some sense of

altruistic duty but in the name of the potential value that another

human being represents. This benevolence, which we share, is not the

same thing as altruism.

The emphasis in the paragraph above is mine. Had the line “potential value that another human being represents” been used by almost any other organization, I wouldn’t intrepret it as “consumer”. And by “consumer”, I mean “industrial age aphid who eats consumer goods and craps out cash“.

The release is standard PR “clarification fare” — get the non-apology

out of the way, and then direct the conversation elsewhere. Once the

piece gets that distasteful business about callousness in the face of

mass death out of the way, it spends its remaining half espousing the

Randroid party line and defending the right to not give a crap.

Hey, it’ll trickle down.

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"It’s not sour grapes! It’s UMAMI grapes!" (or: Better Living Centre’ s Annoyance with Malcolm Gladwell)

Judging from the last entry in the Toronto-focused blog Better Living Centre, my blogging co-conspirator (conspiracy coming soon) Marc Weisblott and I part company when it comes to the subject of Maclom “The Tipping Point” Gladwell.

The best part about Marc’s polemic is the comment by Liam Scott, which

reads “Maybe your analysis will prompt him to write about tall-poppy

syndrome next.”

In the words of Grand Theft Auto: Busted!

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods

This Cat Plays Accordion

You can tell just by looking at him.

Photo: Big cat in sink with little cat reclining on him.

“He’s a complicated cat and no one understands him but his woo-maaaaaan…”

[Photo courtesy of Adampsyche.]

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IndieGameDev: Another Blog They’re Paying Me to Write

Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m announcing the “soft launch” of IndieGameDev (http://indiegamedev.tucows.com), a new Tucows blog being written and edited by Yours Truly. Like The Farm, IndieGameDev is about programming; however, the focus of IndieGameDev is on articles, links and resources for the independent game developer.

As with The Farm, you can see the latest headlines from IndieGameDev listed in the “My Other Blogs” section in the right-hand column of this blog.

The blog still has some rough edges that I’ll smooth out over the next

few weeks, but it’s already got a few articles in it. Go give it a look!