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The Masked Grader Strikes Again! [Updated]

Update: The papers have been taken down; the links now lead to this notice:

At the request of UT Austin’s Student Judicial Services office, I’ve

taken down the files pending an appointment I have with them next week.

Ah, the joys of non-academic discipline.


I love this panel from Achewood:

It would seem that a number of future car stereo magazine subscribers

were taking an astronomy course at the University of Texas in Austin,

as a prankster discovered:

At the UT Austin physics department, you have several grades of physics

tracks. There is the “this is going to hurt a lot but you will learn

from it” engineering physics. There is the “you learn the concepts but

you are useless in any practical sense” biomed physics (which I’m

taking). And then there is the “I’m taking this because for some reason

my liberal arts degree mandates it.” physics.

I was

walking through Painter Hall when I saw a pile of graded papers waiting

to be picked up. It was a short writing assignment on how the practical

applications of lasers has affected your life.

From a quick look

at the grammar and incomplete sentences, I knew it was a freshman

course. So I took the papers, added my own… comments… and placed

them back in the pile. The grades on them were put there by the

original grader.

Both the papers and the comments he added are hilarious. The latter, intentionally so:

Read the full entry here.

Joey deVilla

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