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Speaking of Out-of-Fashion Words…

…when’s the last time you saw the word “chortle” in a newspaper headline (see the previous entry)? Or heard it in a conversation?

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Look Out, Batman, Here Come the Boners!

Comic: Panel featuring the Joker saying 'So! They laugh at my boner, will they? I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!'

“First, I’ll need two dozen oysters, some of that Harry Potter ecstasy,
a bottle of Viagra and a subscription to Maxim…”

Have you ever used the word “boner” mean “an embarassing mistake” rather than “manifestation of male sexual arousal”? I haven’t, but the writers at DC Comics have — in fact, they devoted an entire issue of Batman to boners!

Comic: Panel featuring the Joker saying 'This emphasis on boners has given me an idea for a new adventure in crime! Gotham City will rue the day it mentioned boner!'

So will the guy who wrote this comic.

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Video: The "Jump the Shark" Moment

In 1985, one Sean J. Connolly coined the phrase “jump the shark”,

which his friend John Hein would use as the name of his web site 12

years later. For those of you who haven’t been keeping up with your pop

culture, here’s the definintion of “jump the shark”, taken from the

site:

Q. What is jumping the shark?

A. It’s a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite

television program has reached its peak. That instant that you know from now on…it’s all

downhill. Some call it the climax. We call it “Jumping the Shark.”  From

that moment on, the program will simply never be the same.

“Jumping the shark” comes from the fifth-season episode of Happy Days

in which the Fonz accepts a challenge from a rival to waterski-jump

over a shark. The rival chickens out at the last minutes, but the Fonz

is too cool to win by forfeit and makes the jump anyway. I have vague

memories of this episode (remember, this was September 1977 and I was

9) but I understand how “jumping the shark” became synonymous from

“it’s all downhill from here.”

If you’ve never seen the “jumping the shark” moment, you’re in luck:

someone recently posted it in Windows Media format [2.5 MB, enclosure],

and it’s even cheesier than I remember. Especially since the Fonz does the jump wearing his stolen-from-Brando trademark leather jacket/white T-shirt combo.

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It Happened to Me

And Now, a Letter from the Editor…

From the look of it, this is going to be one of those years that I’ll

look back upon and say “Whoa, I was pretty busy back then!”. Hence the

shortage of more personal “Hey, look at what I did” entries. It’s not

that I haven’t been up to interesting stuff; it’s just that those

entries take the most time and energy, and those are at a premium. I

find it far, far easier and quicker to write op-ed entries and point

you to interesting things on both the web and in real life. I plan to

get back to writing some “It Happened to Me” stories soon, but in the

meantime, I hope you’re still enjoying the sort of posts I’ve been

making of late.

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And Here I Thought It Was a Contradiction in Terms

Kirrily “Skud” Robert has started a blog on a little-covered but much-needed area of discussion: Geek Etiquette.

Kudos, Kirrily!

Photo: T-shirt with rude integral.

A free giant Santa “Pez” dispenser to the first person who can tell me in the comments why this T-shirt is rude.

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Happy 40th, Canadian Flag!

Photo: The Canadian Flag.

It’s easy to forget that while Canada is one hundred years older than I am (Confederation took place in 1867, I was born in 1967), our flag is less than three years my senior. For forty years, it’s been the symbol of a great place to live, synonymous with hockey, highly regarded by vexillologists (it gets high marks for its clean, clear design) and a protective disguise that young Americans sew on their backpacks while travelling through Europe and Asia.

Happy 40th, Canadian Flag!


Here’s more on the flag:

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Chess is Now a Water Sport

[via The Colbinator] Here’s an interesting way to liven up those stuffy chess matches.