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"Mummy, I’m Naked in my UML Place!"

If:

  • You are a former OpenCola employee of the first generation (the

    generation who worked at the original office at Bloor and Church

    Streets)

  • The title of this article has any meaning to you

…then

you might want to contact me. I have the videos, and they’re still just

as funny and disturbing as they were four years ago. I have never been

able to read about the Unified Markup Language without almost bursting into laughter ever since (an amazing thing, since UML is decidedly un-funny).

The videos are courtesy the greatest Roshambo player on Earth.

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A Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On in Apple’s Newest Powerbooks

[This article was also posted to The Farm]

The latest generation of PowerBooks have an accelerometer whose

purpose

is park the hard drive’s heads in the case of sudden acceleration

(which typically happens when you drop it). Although this feature

isn’t

new to laptops — some IBM laptops had this feature prior to Apple’s

incorporation of it — it took some PowerBook hackers to really take

advantage of it.

Photo: PowerBook rotation axes for it built-in accelerometer.

Amit Singh over at Kernelthread.com has a pretty complete page

describing the accelerometer, which Apple calls the AMS, short for

“Apple Motion Sensor”. Even better, he’s been

able to tap into it and

write applications that use the AMS’ data!

Screen shot:

  AMS Visualizer.

The AMS

Visualizer is an app that uses OpenGL to render a 15″

PowerBook

hanging in space. The image in the window reflects the PowerBook’s

orientation: tilt the PowerBook to the left, and the image in the app

also tilts left; tip it back, and you’re treated to an underside view

onscreen.

Screen shot:

  Stable Window.

Stable

Window

is an app that draws a window that stays level with respect to the

ground. If you tilt your Powerbook in one direction, the app tilts the

window an equal amount in the opposite direction.

Someone should bring an AMS-equipped PowerBook to the Santa Cruz Mystery Spot

and try this app out!

Screen shot:

  The Perturbed Desktop.

The Perturbed Desktop

is the aforementioned Stable Window taken to a silly extreme: it tilts

all the windows on your desktop based on a combination of factors

including the orientation of your PowerBook.


Matt Webb at Interconnected.org took the approach even further and wrote bumptunes.py, a

Python script that uses the accelerometer to control

iTunes.

This application lets you jump to the next track by tilting the

machine

backwards and to the previous track by tilting it forwards. Don’t like

the current song? Give your PowerBook a light whack and you’ll skip to

the next one.

(This is a wonderful embodiment of Joey’s Rule of the Percussive

Maintenance of Machinery: “Hitting it once is maintenance; hitting it

twice is abuse.”)

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What a Sordid Clientele We Were

For no reason at all (well, perhaps it was inspired by his inviting me to open for his show next Friday), here’s a photo of Scott Watkins enjoying his favourite magazine at Tequila Bookworm, circa 1999:

Photo: Scott Watkins throws the camera a beady-eyed look as he reads 'Cosmo' at Tequila Bookworm. Taken April 1999.

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Happy Birthday, Sis!

Happy birthday to my sister Eileen!

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I am Jack’s Imaginary Tiger Friend

Photo: Tyler Durden and 'Jack' from 'Fight Club'. Tyler has Hobbes' head.

This metaphilm essay puts forth an interesting premise:

In the film Fight Club, the real name of the protagonist (Ed Norton’s character) is never revealed. Many believe the reason behind this anonymity is to give “Jack” more of an everyman quality. Do not be deceived. “Jack” is really Calvin from the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes.

It’s true. Norton portrays the grown-up version of Calvin, while Brad Pitt plays his imaginary pal, Hobbes, reincarnated as Tyler Durden.

And Helena Bonham-Carter plays Marla, the grown-up version of Suzie Derkins:

Photo: Marla from 'Fight Club' thinks about her days as young Suzie Derkins.
All bad girls were sweet girls once. Trust me on this one.

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Some More Stats

Since November 10, 2001, when I started The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century, I:

  • Used 2 blogging platforms (I started with Blogger, and now use Blogware, which is produced by the firm for which I work, Tucows)
  • Have 43 photo albums with a total of 1328 photos
  • Got 1025 trackbacks
  • Received 3909 comments (not including those I deleted or those on the commenting system from when I used Blogger)
  • Posted 3739 articles (not counting this one)

That last number surprised me; if you asked me to estimate the

number of blog articles I’d published, I would have put it at around

2000 posts, not almost 4000.

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It Happened to Me Music

Drivin’ Music

In January 1992, my friend Henry and I decided that we’d do something different for our drive back to Crazy Go Nuts University. We would listen to only one song: Ministry’s then-new single, Jesus Built My Hotrod [Windows media sample / RealPlayer sample].

If you’re not familiar with the number, it’s a giant thrash-rock

wall-of-guitar noisefest fronted by the distorted vocals of guest

singer Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers. I think we managed to

listen to it for about an hour (or 10 plays) before we decided “okay,

enough”.

Here’s a man who took on an even bigger challenge: he managed to drive from Iowa City to Chicago to visit his girlfriend, and he chose to listen to only one song — ABBA’s Dancing Queen. Eeee-yow.