Patrick Lee pointed me to this Nerve story (some of the ads on the page might not be safe for work): Sex Advice from Accordion Players!
My only complaint about the article is that they didn’t invite me to contribute!
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What's the best music for putting you in the mood?
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Joey, what the heck is the guy on the right holding?
Notice the absence of bellows? You probably blow into that nozzle thing on the top, like a melodica...
And it's called a claviola:
http://www.oneringzero.com/claviola.html
I hadn't noticed the mouthpiece at first. Thanks.