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What’s Up at Work

…a lot. Here are just two of the many things going on:

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Maps and Blueprints on the Internet: A Security Risk?

[I also posted this question on Ask Metafilter.]

Here’s one for the security buffs!

I often get called to appear on the nightly news whenever they need a

guy to talk about computers, the internet or blogging. This time, it’s

a piece about “how terrorists use the net to organize and plan attacks”

to be aired on national news (I’ll reveal the network later).

In my segment,

I will use my Google-fu to demonstrate how easy or hard it is to dig up

maps and blueprints, especially for “sensitive” places. I’m trying to

make sure the facts get out there, but I also want to do my bit to

counter any scaremongering.

My question: Can anyone point to sites or

articles that discuss whether or not such publicly-available maps,

diagrams and blueprints are a real security risk?

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Lost in Translations

Here’s a graphic I stumbled across yesterday. It’s for a book in

French, which I’ve shown below. The title translates directly as “The

Virtual Samurai,” and as you can see, its author is Neal Stephenson,

“The Dark Prince of Hacker Fiction”:

“Virtual Samurai?” you might be asking yourself. “He wrote no such

book!” However, he did, but under the title for which it is better

known:


Snow Crash: published in 1992, this book is considered to be an indispensable part of the Geek Canon, seated at the right hand of William Gibson’s “Sprawl Series”.

I bought it in November 1992 based on a quick blurb in some

nerd/culture magazine — either the

dreadfully-too-into-the-Grateful-Dead Mondo 2000 or boing boing (not the blog, but the magazine that preceded it) — and a hearty

recommendation from a young and excitable nerd manning the counter at

the old Bakka Books on Queen Street (who may have been this guy).

I was a computer science student at Crazy Go Nuts University

at the time, and it was this book that inspired me to go beyond the

particular areas for which I was displaying a knack — namely, software

engineering and databases — and take up a computer networking course.

You must remember that in 1992, the World Wide Web was a pet project of

European nuclear scientists for posting their papers; you surfed the

net via Usenet or Gopher.

The “Virtual Samurai” to whom the French edition’s title refers is Hiro

Protagonist, who is — as his name suggests — one of the book’s two

protagonists. He’s a half-Japanese half-African-American hacker who

also delivers pizza in 30 minutes or less. He’s a good swordsman in the

real world, but in the Metaverse, the next-generation virtual reality

internet of the book’s world, he’s the top-ranking swordfighter. While

he is a major character in the book, it’s not completely his story. The

French retitling is like renaming Star Wars (Episode IV: A New Hope) as “The Restless Farmboy Who Whined a Lot”.

(There are worse examples of retitling for translations. One notable case that comes to mind is the movie The Sound of Music. In Hong Kong, it’s called Fairy Music Blow Fragrant Place, Place Hear. Hong Kong and Chinese cinemagoers are an odd bunch and prefer movie titles that are either overly literal or made up of words describing elements of the movie, strung together: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Eat Drink Man Woman.)


Anyhow, I got to thinking:

What do covers of Snow Crash published in other countries look like?

Here’s what a little Googling turned up.

U.S. and Canada

This one’s similar to the cover of the 1992 edition. If I recall

correctly, the ’92 paperback cover used the same typeface, but had a

single square picture in the centre of a white cover.

I’ve seen this less-artful cover in a couple of US-based online

bookstores. The artwork — and I’m using the term very loosely —

doesn’t suggest a critically-acclaimed cyberpunk novel, but an unsubtle

and unreadable spy-tech thriller written by an Evangelical right-winger

with both an axe to grind and a none-too-discriminating publisher.

UK

Motorbikes! Circuitry! Rock and roll! These three elements of Snow Crash make up the montage in this UK cover.

By the way, Industrial Rock circa 1991 called and they’d like their album cover back.

Germany

The stereotype of Germans is that they are an efficient people. The

fact that they tell you that a book is a novel by stating it on the

cover (they use the word “roman”, as in the French expressions “roman a clef” or “roman policier“)

only reinforces it. In the computer science world, we call these things

“metadata” or “tagging”; in the real world, we call this “anal

retentive”.

This cover’s pretty sharp:

This one says “It’s 1992! Read this while waiting in line for your Lollapalooza tickets!”

This one is close to the American cover, except for the bit where they tell you it’s a novel.

Italy

This Italian cover uses the image of a “snow crash” — random data as

represented on a computer’s display — as the backdrop for the stylized

half-Japanese, half-African-American face of Hiro Protagonist. Dig

those lips!

Actually, he’s all pouty because he’s got a sword in his head.

Like the German edition, the designer Italian edition felt that is was necessary to tell you that THIS! IS! A! NOVEL!

Japan

I always love the way they reinterpret American culture in the Land of

the Rising Contradiction. Sometimes it’s cool, sometimes it’s creepy,

sometimes it’s creepy-cool.

I believe that these are two alternate covers for the same Japanese edition:

I also like the stark printed-circuit board look of this cover:

Russia

Here’s the Russian cover, featuring Hiro. I assume that this depicts him on his motorbike trip to Alaska.

I cannot resist: “In Soviet Russia, virus catches you!

Spain

In Spain, Hiro is depicted as a Samuel L. Jackson-style badass on a

bike. Note the way the tires are depicted — that’s a pretty faithful

interpretation of the self-adjusting “SmartWheels” in the world of Snow Crash.

You can click the image below to see a larger version.

Bonus Cover

If you know your William Gibson, you don’t need to know Russian to figure out what this is a cover for:

I’m just not sure who the woman with the mohawk is (Sally/Molly? Then

where are her eye impants?) or what scene the cover depicts (the final

showdown at Gentry’s?). I welcome your comments.

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In Today’s Edition of "The Onion"

Here’s a bang-on bit of satire from this week’s edition of The Onion:

An excerpt from the article:

Critics of Intelligent Falling point out that gravity is a provable

law based on empirical observations of natural phenomena. Evangelical

physicists, however, insist that there is no conflict between Newton’s

mathematics and Holy Scripture.

“Closed-minded gravitists cannot find a way to make Einstein’s

general relativity match up with the subatomic quantum world,” said Dr.

Ellen Carson, a leading Intelligent Falling expert known for her work

with the Kansan Youth Ministry. “They’ve been trying to do it for the

better part of a century now, and despite all their empirical

observation and carefully compiled data, they still don’t know how.”

“Traditional scientists admit that they cannot explain how

gravitation is supposed to work,” Carson said. “What the gravity-agenda

scientists need to realize is that ‘gravity waves’ and ‘gravitons’ are

just secular words for ‘God can do whatever He wants.'”

Some evangelical physicists propose that Intelligent Falling

provides an elegant solution to the central problem of modern physics.

“Anti-falling physicists have been theorizing for decades about the

‘electromagnetic force,’ the ‘weak nuclear force,’ the ‘strong nuclear

force,’ and so-called ‘force of gravity,'” Burdett said. “And they tilt

their findings toward trying to unite them into one force. But readers

of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified

force is: His name is Jesus.”

"Picking Up Girls Made Easy" — The Full Album!

Photo: Original album cover of 'Picking Up Girls Made Easy'.

The original album cover.

Last year, I posted three tracks from Eric Weber’s unintentionally

hilarious 1970’s self-help album, Picking Up Girls Made Easy. I

recently stumbled across a single MP3 file of the entire album!

Photo: Back cover of the 'Picking Up Girls Made Easy' album.

From the back cover of the original album.

Here it is, for your listening (and laughing) pleasure. It’s so large — 32MB — that I posted it onto the YouSendIt service, which means that it has a limited lifetime up there. Drop me a line in the comments or via email if you can’t download it.

Photo: Cassette cover for 'Picking Up Girls Made Easy'.

The cassette cover, updated for a more “modern” look.

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The Blogware Blog

Blogware, the tool created by Tucows and used in the creation of this and several other fine blogs for which I am a contributing editor, has its own blog at blog.blogware.com.

In addition to the usual Blogware hints and tips, the Blogware blog

also has entries about blogging in general and pointers to interesting

spots in the Blogosphere.

Go give it a look, won’t you?

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Lost Conversations, Part 1: Matchmaker

I noticed that I have a number of mostly-finished entries, some of

which are very old, sitting in a directory on my computer called “Blog

Drafts”. I thought I’d do a little “cleaning house” by polishing off

those entries and posting them under the title “Lost Conversations”.

The first one took place in the spring and is a conversation over lunch between me and an old friend from Crazy Go Nuts University.


“You should help me set up my friends,” she said. “It’s like there are no good single men out there.”

“That’s weird. I think I know at least a couple of guys who’ve

complained that there are no good single women out there. And remember

that article we saw, back during the dot-com days? About there being a

‘man glut’ in town? I think the article said that there were several

thousand more men than women in Toronto.”

“Well, it seems the situation’s changed. How about finding someone for [anonymous friend]?”

“That shouldn’t be too difficult. She’s cute, outgoing and has flirt powers beyond mortal ken.”

“Yes, but she wants to settle down and is having trouble finding the right guy.”

“Did she tell you what her ‘type’ is?”

“Yes: He’s got to be hot. She only dates hot guys.”

“True. Every guy I’ve ever seen her with looks like he does three hours at the gym every day.”

“And he has to be Jewish. She’s tired of having to play ‘teacher’ —

she wants to settle down with someone who understands her culture.”

“Anything else?”

“He has to be rich. She likes expensive things.”

“And doesn’t she prefer black guys?”

“Oh yeah. She dates a lot of black guys.”

“Let me see: the man for her is hot, Jewish, rich and black.”

She laughed. “That’s gonna be tricky. Know anyone who fits that description?”

“Yeah. One guy. Lenny Kravitz.”