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Cats and Lightsabers

If you haven’t yet seen Junku’s set of “airborne cat” pictures, make sure you do!

Photo: Cats, with one in the middle of a jump.
Click the photo to see the whole set of “airborne cat” pictures.

Do you know what would make these pictures cooler? Lightsabers!

Photo: Cats, with one in the middle of a jump...with LIGHTSABERS!
“You’ve lost, Anakin! I have the high ground!

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Joi on Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Joi Ito — whom like Wendy, I met at the first BloggerCon — was

invited to write a guest editorial piece for the New York Times on the

60th anniversary of the atomic bomb’s dropping on Hiroshima. On the

#joiito IRC channel, I remember him mentioning that he was asked to

write an “impressionistic” piece, from which a number of us surmised

that it was supposed to be about what Joi thought of the events that

took place at Hiroshima and Nagasaki 60 years ago. Joi’s an interesting

case, as he regularly hops between Japan and America not just

physically, but culturally. He wouldn’t be out of place in America any

more than I would, nor would he be out of place in Japan.

(I would be out of place in

Japan — or at least the minute I opened my mouth. When I was last

there, many Japanese mistook me for one of them. This was a source of

consternation for my blonde-haried, blue-eyed friend Anne, who was

teaching English there at the time and spoke more Japanese than I did.

She’d ask for directions from local people, who would then turn to

answer me.)

Joi really didn’t have much of an impression of the bombs at Hiroshima

and Nagasaki, and neither did his contemporaries in Japan. As he writes

in his op-ed piece:

…at bottom, the bombings don’t really matter to me or, for that matter,

to most Japanese of my generation. My peers and I have little hatred or

blame in our hearts for the Americans; the horrors of that war and its

nuclear evils feel distant, even foreign. Instead, the bombs are simply

the flashpoint marking the discontinuity that characterized the

cultural world we grew up in.

My

more cynical side tends to think that peace movement kids here in North

America seem far more affected by this. It’s partially out of basic

human empathy, which is laudable, and treating what happened as some

kind of historical snuff film, which is not.

In the end, Joi managed to get “into the headspace” for the article and

managed to write his piece. He then hopped on the #joiito IRC channel,

which has a number of bright denizens and always seems to have some

kind of conversation going on, and got some help editing the piece

before submitting it to the Times. There’s another example of the power of collaboration through the internet.


The most interesting part of the article is a little “tipping point” story about Joi’s great-grandmother:

My mother used to talk about the American occupation of our hometown

in northern Japan when she was a child. Our house, the largest in the

area, was designated to be the Americans’ local headquarters. When the

soldiers arrived, my great-grandmother, nearly blind at the time, was

head of the household, my grandfather having died during the war.

My

great-grandmother and my grandmother faced the occupiers alone, having

ordered the children to hide. The Japanese had been warned that the

invading barbarians would rape and pillage. My great-grandmother, a

battle-scarred early feminist, [which even in today’s Japan is one hell of an uphill battle — Joey] hissed, “Get your filthy barbarian shoes

off of my floor!” The interpreter refused to interpret. The officer in

command insisted. Upon hearing the translation from the red-faced

interpreter, the officer sat on the floor and removed his boots,

instructing his men to do the same. He apologized to my

great-grandmother and grandmother.

It was a startling

tipping-point experience for them, as the last bit of brainwashing that

began with “we won’t lose the war” and ended with “the barbarians will

rape and kill you” collapsed.

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An Accordion World Record

Photo: World-record accordion playing crowd in St. John's, Newfoundland.

David Akin emailed me about this earlier today: yesterday in St. John’s, Newfoundland, almost 1,000 people gathered to play accordion simultaneously, breaking the previous world record of 644, set in Kimberley, British Columbia.

Photo: World-record accordion playing crowd in St. John's, Newfoundland.

To qualify for the world record, you can’t just have a large number of accordion players gathered in one spot: according to this page

on the St. John’s Folk Festival site, they have to all play the same

orchestrated piece for a minimum of five minutes. The designated piece

is an old Newfoundland folk tune called Mussels in the Corner.

A number of the people in attendance were accordion owners but not

accordion players — many learned how to play the piece just days or

hours before the event.

Photo: World-record accordion playing crowd in St. John's, Newfoundland.

Congratulations, folks! I would’ve loved to have been there.

[Thanks to David Akin for emailing me about this story!]

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Science

Just ask a real scientist, like Eva — everything in this diagram of the Earth is true!

Funny pic courtesy of Bad News Hughes, who always makes me laugh.

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If World War II was a Real-Time Online Strategy Game…

…the text message chatter would’ve gone like this.

An excerpt:

Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army

paTTon: yah hurry the eff up

Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

deGaulle: this is effin weak u guys suck

deGaulle has left the game.

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Geek

Need a Hand With Some Zend Optimizer/IIS Trouble

[cross-posted to The Farm]

This one’s a call for help to the web at large: we’ve got a customer

who wants to install CCS

on a machine running Windows 2000 Advanced Server and IIS, He installed

Zend Optimizer (it’s required) and now IIS refuses to restart, even

after rebooting the machine.

I haven’t had this problem with either Windows 2000 or XP — have any

of you encountered this kind of problem before? Know a solution? Let me

know in the comments.

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CCS is Go!

Attention Tucows Resellers:

We just released CCS!

Photo: Woman releasing and levitating a flipping doe.

Here are the links: