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Funny, In MY Dream, He Dropped His Trousers and Peed on My Accordion

I like to think of myself as a gregarious and friendly guy in real life, but in the dream world, I seem to be a bit of an ass, according to this dude:

May 10

web celebs are jerks

I had a dream last night that I was at a symposium or conference or some other type of auditorium based presentation when I realized I was sitting a couple of seats down from The Accordian Guy. I was like “OMG OMG OMG” and finally, after the presentation was over, I leaned over to him and introduced myself and told him I read his site and blah blah blah, expecting that he would be totally cool and invite me out with him and his pals to a local hangout for drinks. Instead, he totally blew me off with one of those ‘cool guy’ head nod things and ignored me.

Defective Yeti, on the other hand, is totally cool and didn’t ignore my fanboy ravings at all.

You know we live in the future when people start having dreams about the bloggers they read.

Joey deVilla

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  • Too sad that you have a bad reputation on people's dreams, he obviously hasn't met you. And, he doesn't know how to spell accordion.

  • no hard feelings, Accordion Guy. Next time I'm in Toronto, the first round is on me.

    Provided, of course, you're willing to invite me out with all your cool guy friends.

  • No hard feeling whatsoever! I had a really good laugh, in fact. I kind of like the idea that my dream-self is a bit of a beeyotch.

    And yeah, if you come here, let me know and I'll take you to a fine drinking establishment and introduce you to the gang.

  • Joey, to me, you've been dreamy for years. Didn't really bring this to you r attention at the time, but I thought that after this other guys dreams, you should be aware of the consequences of being all archetypal. You and Seth Green.

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