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In the Dream World, I’m a Total Dick

I got a response from the guy who had the dream in which I totally blew him off (which I covered in this entry). As I replied to him, there are no hard feelings — in fact, I find it kind of amusing that my dream-self is a bit of a beeyotch.

Then my friend and former OpenCola co-worker Justin “xiitone” Townsend wrote in, saying that he had a dream about me and blogged it a couple of years back. In that dream, I somehow managed to offend a large group of Japanese who kill me in retaliation and dump my corpse beside Seth Green’s.

Joey deVilla

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  • Reading this again, I don't know whether to feel worse about dreaming of you dying, or of my bad grammar/spelling..

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