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For the Baby Whose Parents Play "Dungeons and Dragons"

A number of my friends are expecting a baby, which means that there’s some gift-giving in my future. I wonder if they’d appreciate the baby t-shirt shown below:

Joey deVilla

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  • I am afraid that is probably too honest for most parents, they will cheat the rolls for higher numbers...

  • It may crap its pants, but it has figured out how to get someone else to take care of the mess. Kinda sneaky if you think about it...

    OTOH, while it has been a long time since I rolled the dice I can't imagine why something that is unarmored and has the same mobility as a brick wall doesn't have an AC of 10.

  • Not to fly my geek flag too high, but a Dex of 3 would be a modifier of -4...

    Hence the AC of 6

  • OK, I totally don't get it, and the above comments go completely over my head, but if the abundance of D&D books in my basement is any indication, Keith would love to see Shrimpy in this tee!

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