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It Happened to Me

A Dubious Distinction

Japanese Doritos bag featuring the 'Taits-Kun' guys performing 'denki anma'.

Thanks to the articles about the Japanese bag of Doritos featuring the ‘Taits-Kun’ (“Tights Guys”) characters in some hot foot-on-nards action, this blog is now one of the top results for denki anma on both Google and MSN Search. As I found thanks to some commenters and a little Internet searching, “denki anma” literally translates from the Japanese as “electric massage” and refers to the act of holding a person’s ankles as they lie prone, stepping on that person’s crotch and shaking your foot from side to side.

If you really want to get creeped out, here’s a Japanese Google search for “denki anma”. Many of the links aren’t safe for work, and I remind you that you might come out a different person just by looking at them. There are days I’m certain that the Japanese make this sort of stuff up as part of a “who can freak out foreigners the most” contest.

Perhaps I should adopt “Denki Anma!” as a videogaming battle-cry, in the same sense as World of Warcraft players use “Leeeeeroy Jenkins!”. At the very least, I feel that I should post signs all over the office that read “Employees must wash hands after using the internet”.

In case you missed the articles about the Japanese Doritos, here’s the first one and here’s the follow-up.

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Uncategorized

Bike Thief

Still from the Neistat Brothers' video, 'Bike Thief', fetauring a staged bike theft using an angle grinder.

The Bike Thief video begins with this text introduction:

After years of losing wheels, seats, brakes, skewers, pedals, grips, racks and bikes to thieves, THE NEISTAT BROTHERS decided to find out first hand just how easy it was to steal a bicycle.

We used our own bike, lock and tools.

We set out during rush hour on a Tuesday.

In New York City.

The video shows four instances in which the “bike thief” steals his own bike during rush hour, using an increasingly conspicuous method each time: bolt cutters, hacksaw, angle grinder and hammer and spike. Only once did a passerby intervene, and that was to suggest that vise grips would work better than a hammer and spike.

The best advice I can give to bike owners is to store your bike indoors whenever possible. Failing that, buy a good lock — in fact, buy two different types of locks and use them both. This requires thieves to use two different tools to steal your bike, and is said to encourage them to look elsewhere for easier marks.

The velorution site has an interesting theory: that the best way to keep your bike from being stolen is to buy an expensive one. They argue that looking from the thief’s point of view, cheap bikes are more attractive since the purpose of bike theft is to raise money by fencing them, and cheap bikes sell more quickly than expensive ones. Anyone care to comment on this one? (Eldon Brown, biggest bike nut I know, I’m lookin’ at you.)

Bonus thing I learned I from the video: Some Manhattan light posts house standard electrical outlets! I should see if I can power my laptop or charge my phone with one the next time I’m there.

[Found via reddit]

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In the News

Meanwhile, in the Middle East…

The photo above is one of my friend Lisa Goldman, a journalist based in Tel Aviv who blogs at On the Face. Whenever things are going all ballistic in the neighbourhood of Israel, I go check out her blog to see perspectives I might not otherwise catch on the news here — not only hers, but from the blogs to which she links. Her most recent entries cover the current situation — not just from the war-and-politics angle, but also from the point of view of someone going about their daily life amidst it all. Go check out her blog; it’s worthwhile reading.

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Geek Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

This Week in Local Nerd-dom

There are a few events of note taking place this week in the Accordion City tech scene:

Monday, July 17th: Rails Pub Nite

This will be the fifth such night where Accordion City’s Ruby on Rails developers and developers-to-be gather to chat, network, learn and eat and drink. It’s organized by Pete Forde and the gang at Unspace and starts at 7:00 p.m. at The Rhino (1249 Queen Street West, a little bit west of Dufferin).

Wednesday, July 19th: Building Enterprise Web Apps on a Budget – How We Built Flickr

A Carson Workshops seminar led by Flickr’s Cal Henderson in which he talks about building web applications that will scale — on a budget. From the promo material:

The workshop will focus on topics that have real, practical “rubber-meets-the-road” value. It will cover everything that most developers wish they’d known before tackling a huge professional web application. It will be a lot of information to take in but it’s all stuff you need to know if you’re serious about building an enterprise level web application.

The seminar runs from 9:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. and will be held at an downtown location, near the corner of Yonge and Dundas. The seminar costs $CDN495 to attend. It sounds like it’ll be fun and educational, if Tom Coates’ writeup is accurate. I’ll be there, furiously taking notes.

Wednesday, July 19th: Wireless Toronto July Meeting

Wireless Toronto describe themselves as “a not-for-profit group dedicated to bringing no-fee wireless Internet access to Toronto. Our aim is to encourage the growth of wireless networking and to build community in interesting and innovative ways.” Their meeting will take place at the Centre for Social Innovation (215 Spadina Avenue, Suite 120) at 6:00 p.m..

Thursday, July 20th: Enterprise 2.0 Toronto

Another spin-off of TorCamp: “Enterprise 2.0 is about the business world applications of “Web 2.0” and “Social Media”. The idea for Enterprise 2.0 is built on the hypothesis that the real killer app for the next generation of web and collaborative media technologies is in the enterprise. How can we take our learnings from the recent boom in the consumer internet and apply them to boosting employee productivity, enabling new ways of working and doing business?” This event will start at 8:00 p.m. at Rower’s Pub (150 Harbord Street, halfway between Bathurst and Spadina).

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Uncategorized

Is "Sinfest" Making a Comeback?

One of the more popular webcomics when it first came out was Tatsuya Ichida’s Sinfest. Here’s the first comic, which was published on January 17th, 2000 (strangely enough, my first day at OpenCola, which was the first time I’d ever worked in the dot-com world):

Sinfest’s primary themes were hip-hop culture, “lad mag” culture, Japanese culture, dating, the differences between cats and dogs and religion. The comic often mashed some of these themes together; such as with the “Blaxploitation Funk Bible” comic:

For years, a new Sinfest was published nearly every day, but lately, Tatsuya hasn’t posted as often. In fact, not a single comic was published during February 2006, which led me (and many others) to believe that he’d stopped doing the comic.

However, I saw a posting about a new Sinfest comic today: a full-colour large-format comic, just like the Sunday funnies in the newspapers! Here it is:

After reading it, I checked Sinfest’s archives and found that while updates have been sporadic, the comic is still ongoing. Here’s to hoping that we’ll see a few more Sinfests yet.

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Geek

An Introduction to Network Neutrality

If you’re still not up to speed on the “network neutrality” debate about the internet, and you’re not a hard-core techie, you can still find out what’s going on without being subjected to too much technobabble. A good starting point is a Washington Post piece titled The Coming Tug of War Over the Internet, but an easier-on-the-eyes one is this comic by Jen Sorensen at Slowpoke Comics, titled Web of Deception:

'Slowpoke' comic titled 'Web of Deception'.

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Geek

Why Peter Might be Repeating Algebra Next Year

You’ve got to give “Peter”, whose answer for the algebra test question is shown below, some credit for at least being funny in the face of not knowing the binomial theorem:

By the bye, the answer is:

[Thanks to Adampsyche for the photo!]