Courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele, a photo of the “Sure / Safe / Easy” humane poultry killer. Its usage is depicted on the box:
I’m reminded of the “Head Crusher” character from The Kids in the Hall:
(P.S.: Someone please tell me they got the joke in the title of this entry…)
11 replies on “I Wonder If the Back of the Packaging Says "Pick Two"”
From Column A?
Nope.
Good, cheap and fast, Pick 2
Bingo!
Oldest engineering joke in the world.
That picture actually belongs to someone I know. It should be attributed to him. Would you like his contact info?
ttfn,
–Ani
Yup. That my mom’s kitchen table, and my great uncle Frank’s chicken killer. 🙂
Pyat (though I posted it originally in my Brunovonboots persona on a Hamilton, ON LJ community)
I got the “Pick Two”, but what I don’t get, and have been wondering about for some time, is: Who is Miss Fipi Lele?
“Fipi Lele” = “F***P***”. (I’m taking my life in my hands even telling you this much.)
i always knew the joke as,
‘smart, sexy, rich; pick two’ (wrt finding a bf/gf)
I have a similar device I found a long time ago. Didn’t know what it was until now. I would be interested in knowing the origin of the photo posted here. – Dave