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Mapping and Charting the World, From Many Perspectives

The International Networks Archive site has a collection of amps and charts that make it easier to understand the numbers behind “major current world issues, from the serious to the seriously frivolous”. I’ve posted thumbnails of the maps and charts below; click on the thumbnail to see the map on its original site at full size.

Choose Your Weapon: The Global Arms Trade

All sorts of stats and graphs on what the world is spending on weapons and defense, from perspectives ranging from geopolitics to the average person. Did you know that 1.8 million scissors were confiscated at U.S. airports in 2002? Many of them ended up being donated to the U.S. Boy Scouts.

Click to see the full-size version.

Stealing the Show: The Global Movie Biz

Of the top 20 films worldwide (based on ticket sales), all but one — the Japanese animated feature Sprited Away — were made in Hollywood. The chart notes that Hollywood has still failed to make many inroads into India, whose movie industry output dwarfs Hollywood’s.

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Sssmokin! The Global Tobacco Trade

This map shows the global cigarette trade routes. There’s a sidebar that notes that in 2000, there was a disparity of 292 billion cigarettes — the rough equivalent of everybody in the U.S. hiding a thousand smokes — between worldwide exports and imports. That’s the black market for cancer sticks, an off-the-books enterprise run by Big Tobacco, who are selling to India, Columbia and Bangladesh to avoid import taxes.

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Getting Around: Transporation Today

This shows the numbers behind the various modes of transporation today. The most popular vehicle in the world? The bicycle — there are 1.4 billion of them, compared to about 400 million cars.

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Red Tape: The Government Grind

A breakdown of the 2.7 million people — that’s about 1% of the U.S. population — who work for the U.S. Government.

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The Magic Bean Shop / The Fries That Bind Us

Charts for two of the biggest franchise operations in the world (and the first places attacked during any protest): Starbucks and McDonald’s.

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Glass Half Empty: The Coming Water War

A chart that explains who’s getting water and who isn’t. We’re sitting quite pretty here in Canada, at number 2 on the “best water” list and with over 20% of the world’s fresh water.

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Tucows is Looking for a Chief Blogger

Megaphone.

Job Title: Marketing Manager, Communications

If you look at the Tucows Jobs page for Toronto, you’ll notice that we have a number of job openings. If you’re a blogger, you might take note of the one titled Marketing Manager, Communications, which has the description “Establish Tucows as a thought leader in the Internet services industry/community”.

It seems pretty plain until you follow the link to the full job description for that position. The first items in the “Key Responsibilities” list is Chief Blogger.

In Case You Thought I Was Tucows’ Chief Blogger…

You might ask “Well, isn’t that what Joey is?”. I’ve been told that even some people within the company asked that exact question. The answer is “no”. I just happen to be the company’s highest-profile blogger. My job as Tech Evangelist certainly includes blogging, but it’s blogging primarily in the service of making sure that developers and techies out there know what services Tucows offers and how to best make use of them, and to act as a goodwill ambassador to the tech community. I sometimes do some non-technical blogging and podcasting on the company’s behalf, but that’s because I’ve got the blogging rep and the podcasting know-how.

The Tech Evangelist job keeps me busy as it is — much of what I write has to be backed up by actual working examples, which means that I’m not only writing, but also setting up services either manually or by writing code. The Chief Blogger — whomever he or she may be — will have to blog about the company from a “higher altitude” and write to a larger audience. He or she will have to address more than just the techies, but our customers, partners, investors, press and the public at large. That’s a much wider scope than mine.

This is an unusual position where blogging is going to be more than just a “nice-to-have”; it’s practically a requirement. If you’re looking to fill this position, you really should be an experienced blogger; in fact, you need to provide the URL of your blog with your cover letter. In the interview, you’ll be expected be able to demonstrate an understanding of the blogosphere and what works and doesn’t work in it.

Other Aspects of the Position

In addition to the blogging, the other responsibilities are:

  • Content Creator & Manager: Creation and management of all non-product web site content. You effectively “own” the information on the web site in terms of accuracy, compellingness, quality, integration with overall strategy, etc. Includes home page, all “about” areas, general service information, etc. Also responsible for corporate domain portfolio (managing all domains used for marketing and internal purposes).
  • Media Relations: React to requests by the media, deal with public relations issues, and assist in crisis management as they arise. Proactively look for media opportunities to highlight Tucows products and our position as thought leaders in the industry and on Internet matters in general. Includes preparing press releases.
  • Investor Relations: Oversee web content, press releases and other material related to earnings and investor relations issues. Manage the investor relations functions on the web site.
  • Event Organizer: Plan and coordinate Tucows’ presence at industry events and/or company-specific events. Look for speaking opportunities and manage speaking requests.

Whoever gets this job will report directly to Ken Schafer, the VP of Marketing (and my boss). We’re not big on micromanagement here; you’ll be given wide latitude to determine how you want to go about your job as long as you meet the goals. This is not a job for people who are content to take orders and then meet the minimum requirement; it’s for someone who given a set of goals will take the initiative and formulate their own action plan.

If you’d like to know more about the responsibilities and requirements for the position, go see the full job description.

Interested?

If this job sounds interesting to you, email your resume and cover letter to:

hrdept@tucows.com

and refer to

[Exe-2006-08-11-257] Marketing Manager, Communications

in the subject line.

If you’ve got any questions about this job, feel free to ask in the comments or email me.

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It Happened to Me

While YouTube is Down, Here’s a Peanut Butter Ice Cream Video to Tide You Over

If you were to visit YouTube at the time of this writing, you’d be greeted with this image:

YouTube's 'Out of Order' graphic.

If you need your cheap home-made video fix, here’s something that might help: it’s a video showing me and Wendy in the last stages of making peanut butter fudge ice cream in our ice cream maker (ah, wedding presents). If you have an ice cream maker — they go for about $50 or $60 at Williams-Sonoma or any other kitchen equipment store — the recipe is pretty simple:

Peanut Butter Ice Cream Base

  • 2 cups cream
  • 1 cup milk
  • 2/3 cups sugar
  • 1/2 cup peanut butter

Warm up the peanut butter so that it becomes more like a thick sauce. Wendy used the microwave, heating it at high for 15 seconds, letting it rest, and then heating it up again for another 15 seconds. Blend the peanut butter with the cream, milk and sugar — one of those hand blenders or stick mixers makes this much easier. Pour the resulting mixture into your ice cream maker.

Adding a fudge ribbon is pretty simple: you simply add fudge sauce very close to the end of the ice cream maker cycle. This video [2.7 MB QuickTime] shows us doing just that.

Still from the peanut butter fudge video.
Click the image to see the video.

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Geek In the News

The Dellfire Club

New York Times photo: 'A Dell notebook computer in Thomas Forqueran’s pickup truck caught fire in July, igniting ammunition in the glove box and then the gas tanks.'
Nice beard, dude! A photo from The New York Times, which they captioned with “A Dell notebook computer in Thomas Forqueran’s pickup truck caught fire in July, igniting ammunition in the glove box and then the gas tanks.”

If you’ve got a Dell Laptop, you just might want to look at dellbatteryprogram.com to see if your batteries are the on the recall list. They have a tendency to ignite, sometimes with spectacular results such as depicted in the photo above. For more, here’s the New York Times’ story.

I must admit that looking at the photo of the guy above, I couldn’t help but think of the classic Bugs Bunny cartoon titled Hillbilly Hare, in which Bugs deals with a couple of hillbillies by acting as a square dance caller and telling them to do things like club each other with fenceposts. Here’s the script for the sequence, here’s a writeup of how the cartoon was produced, and I can’t not mention the Hillbilly Hare ytmnd site.

I also couldn’t help indulging in a little Photoshoppery. Inspired by Hillbilly Hare, I decided to Reuterize the original New York Times pic:

Altered photo.

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I Really Should Keep a Closer Eye on the Suit-y Stuff…

…otherwise, I’d have remembered that Tucows’ CEO Elliot Noss was doing a presentation today at the Red Chip Small-Cap Investor Conference, which takes place in New York City today and tomorrow. I did manage to catch the latter two-thirds of his presentaion (which was simulcast on the ‘net), in which he explained Tucows’ business and customer base as well as the challenges and opportunities in our industry.

For those of you with a little investing money burning a hole in their pockets, you might find this slide of interest:

Slide from Elliot Noss' presentation at the RedChip Small Cap Investor Conference in New York City, August 15, 2006.

Elliot’s a good presenter, and I’ve made a note to myself I should wrangle him to do a screencast of this presentation for posting in my work blog, Tucows Farm.

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In the News

Fidel and Hugo: Best Friends Forever!

Courtesy of HeadTurban and Miss Fipi Lele, here’s a specially-captioned photo shoot of Hugo “Greasy” Chavez paying a visit to Fidel Castro’s hospital room. Love the matching outfits, guys — are you starting a gang or something?

Photo session of Hugo Chavez visiting Fidel Castro in the hospital.

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In the News

Lisa Reports from the Israel/Lebanon Border

My friend Lisa, a freelance journalist who lives in Tel Aviv, reports in her blog On the Face about her experiences on the border of Israel and Lebanon in an article titled Welcome to the Shooting Gallery. The stories and photos are a mix of the destruction brought about by war, such as this picture of Kibbutz Kfar Giladi on fire:

Photo of Kibbutz Kfar Giladi on fire.

…the often-surreal world of geopolitics, as shown in this strange-but-funny sign on the fence demarcating the border:

Photo of chain link/barbed-wire fence along Israel/Lebanon border with a sign that reads 'Stop! Border right in front of you'.

…and how even amidst all the altillery fire, some businesspeople try to go about with the daily routine, as shown in this photo of the breakfast spread at a guest house in Metulla called Beit Shalom, which translates from Hebrew as “House of Peace”:

Photo of the breakfast spread at Beit Shalom.

Lisa updates her Flickr photostream regularly, so be sure to check that out too.

Stay safe, Lisa!