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Booze Gives You Super Powers!

Back in my early days at Crazy Go Nuts University, a drinking joke that always got a laugh described the “Four Stages of Tequila” as:

  1. I’m handsome
  2. I’m rich
  3. I’m bulletproof
  4. I’m invisible

The ad shown below predates that joke, but the copy, which reads “If you’re a midget, FLESICHMAN’S makes you a big guy! 90 PROOF is why!” comes from the same basic thought:

(Picture courtesy of davebug and Miss Fipi Lele.)

Joey deVilla

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  • Hmmm......Travis Tritt sings a song called Ten feet Tall and Bulletproof. Personally I never got to the I'm invisible stage....lol

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