“Bobby, if you don’t pose for this picture, your friend Mr. Insulin goes bye-bye.”
I thought my idea of going as manta ray-spiked Steve Irwin was awful (my catchphrase would be “What’s wrong? Too soon?”), but it pales in comparison to the children’s “toilet” costume pictured here. With kids being the way they are, unfortunate wearers of this costume would be on the vanguard of a new and humiliating form of beat-down, which I will leave to the reader to imagine.
Also in the catalog is this costume, which is nearly as bad:
(Links found via Reddit.)
Have a good April Fools’ Day tomorrow, but be mindful about your pranking.
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