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This Ain’t No Ordinary Gum

Tired of Juicy Fruit? Looking to expand your chewing gum horizons? Check this out:

Gum package that reads 'Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.Gum package that reads 'Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Click the image to see the original on Flickr.

(Big deal, I say. In my opinion, cats are just egg rolls waiting to happen.)

If you’re based in Montreal (Billegible, I’m lookin’ at you!), the guy who took the picture says he got this pack at the cigar/magazine store at the corner of Bleury and Ste-Catherine.

If you like this sort of thing, you’re in luck: this is just one of several gum packages offered by Blue Q.

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