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Blogstravaganza, Friday, December 8th

It’s been decided that Accordion City needed another gathering of its blogger populace, so yet another Blogstravaganza has been declared for Friday, December 8th at Fiddler’s Green (right by Wellesley Station), starting at about eight-ish. The responsibility for herding various categories of bloggers has been divided among three people:

  • Bob Tarantino to gather the right-of-centre bloggers: a pasty, embittered bunch,
  • Jason Cherniak to summon the left-of-centre bloggers: a motley, disillusioned rabble,
  • and Yours Truly, to bring forth the Hipster Nerds, the creators and rightful inheritors of the future.

I wrote about the last Blogstravaganza in this entry, where I also link to various attendees’ blog entries on the topic. This one promises to be entertaining, and I’m likely to do a couple of accordion karaoke numbers in the downstairs bar at some point.

More updates as the date draws closer!

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Meanwhile, on Global Nerdy…

Here are the most recent articles in the tech blog I help write, Global Nerdy:

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"Uh…Now What?"


Click to see the photo at full size. Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

When I saw the photo shown above (click it to see the full-size version), I was reminded of Aaron’s situation, which I wrote about in this entry.

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Why Asian Kids are Good at Math

It could be that their textbooks are more motivating:


Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele and hardhat.

I recognize the trig and geometry bits, but if any of you out there can translate the Korean, could be you please enlighten us in the comments? I’m burning with mathematical curiosity.

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Working at Reddit: Wired. Working at Wired: Tired. And Bummed.

I posted this story to Global Nerdy, but thought it might also belong here on the Accordion Guy blog, as the questions it raises about office life might be worthy of discussion.

A scene from the movie 'Office Space'.

One might say that for Aaron Swartz, one of the people behind Reddit, the honeymoon resulting from their purchase by Conde Nast/Wired is over.

(For those of you who aren’t familiar with the story, Reddit is a social bookmarking site that got bought out by the Conde Nast magazine publishing empire. I don’t think they’ve disclosed just how much it was sold for, but it’s a safe bet that the amount was in the low millions. The Reddit employees — all four of them — are now Conde Nast employees and have since been moved from Cambridge, Massachusetts to San Francisco, where they work at Conde Nast’s geek magazine property, Wired.)

The problem is that one would be wrong — judging from some earlier entries in his blog, there wasn’t a honeymoon at all, at least from Aaron’s point of view.

Here’s a snippet from his latest blog entry, Office Space, in which he describes what it’s like to work at his new digs, the Wired offices in SOMA:

You wake up in the morning, take some crushing public transit system or dodge oncoming traffic to get to work, grab some food, and then sit down at your desk. If you’re like most people, you sit at a cube in the middle of the office, with white noise buzzing around on every side. We’re lucky enough to get our own shared office, but it’s not much better since it’s huge windows overlook a freeway and the resulting white noise is equally deadening.

Wired has tried to make the offices look exciting by painting the walls bright pink but the gray office monotony sneaks through all the same. Gray walls, gray desks, gray noise. The first day I showed up here, I simply couldn’t take it. By lunch time I had literally locked myself in a bathroom stall and started crying. I can’t imagine staying sane with someone buzzing in my ear all day, let alone getting any actual work done.

While I’d rather have my own office, I can’t complain too loudly about the open office space at Tucows. It’s not ideal, but I’ve worked in worse setups, and it’s possible to be productive in such an environment. It may have helped that I’ve done my time at computer labs back in University, back when home machines didn’t have the muscle to run Unix and could only hook up to the network via a 14.4 modem. I understand the bit about the noise from the highway; I worked in a San Francisco warehouse building near the same highway back in 2000 and 2001 and know how noisy it can get.

As for distractions from co-workers, I don’t mind. I often welcome it, but that’s my ENTP personality type, and talking to people is part and parcel of holding the title of technical evangelist.

While I would bristle at some of the the technology diktats set by Conde Nast (standard-issue old iBooks, only one approved email client, the administrative website is accessible only via the standard-issue machines), I don’t think I’d have as big an issue with the Wired office environment. In fact, I’d probably say “Whoa! I work at Wired!” every few minutes for the first month.

I’m not as inclined as some commenters to Aaron’s post to dismiss it as whining; I hung out with him quite a bit at the first O’Reilly Emerging Technologies Conference back in early 2002 and consider him a friend. I don’t think that writing such a blog entry so early in his tenure as a Conde Nast/Wired employee is going to make management feel happy, but it does make for some interesting reading.

I wonder how long he’s going to stay there.

Perhaps his entry should lead you to ask yourself this question if you’re an office worker: Is Aaron having a “who moved my cheese” spell or unsuited to office life? Or is he right, and have you swallowed the Big Lie?

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Today’s Articles on "Global Nerdy"

If you can’t take the word of a Photoshopped picture of respected computer book publisher and conference organizer Tim O’Reilly, whose word can you take?

Today on Global Nerdy:

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Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs Psychosis

If you remember Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from the Mary Poppins movie and if you’ve heard of the Pastor Ted scandal, you’ll love Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs Psychosis!

The song is performed by Spaff, and you can download it here [1.8 MB].

Here are the lyrics — feel free to sing along!

I used to be a master of the anti-gay crusade

Until a butch disaster blew my pastor masquerade

But if it’s true I’m pounding more than pulpits, don’t blame me

It’s ’cause I caught my hooker-tweaker-stud’s infirmity

It’s

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Worse than plague and bird flu crossed with osteoporosis

We were playing doctor and he gave this diagnosis:

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye

I found the perfect therapist – the kind that gives massage

I like to drive my Escort and I park in his garage

I swear he only serves me crank when all his Coke is gone

And then he helps me straighten out my Peter, James, and John

Blame

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

That’s my greatest guilty pleasure next to Guns N’ Roses

Good thing there’s no ban on it in all the books of Moses

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye

It seems all pious public figures bugger on the sly

But Jesus loved republicans and sinners; so must I

Say “Holy moley, Mister Foley! That boy’s underage!”

But I believe the congressman has turned another page

Oh!

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Next time, better cut me off at handshakes and Mimosas

No more meth or men for me – at least in overdoses!

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis!

(Just a spoonful of crystal helps the prostitute go down…)

Thanks to Making Light for the link.