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I Dare You to Put This on Your Resume

Photo of two people shaking hands, captioned with 'I'm so market leading, I shit solutions'.Photo of two people shaking hands, captioned with 'I'm so market leading, I shit solutions'.

Maybe being in the tech evangelism business has finally twisted my brain, but this really made me laugh out loud. I wonder if I can get this printed on a batch of Tucows t-shirts…

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Joey deVilla

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  • actually, that's been on my CV for a few years now.

    sadly, i've been ahead of the resume curve and only now is the job market catching up with me.

    where o where were the VCVs when i needed them?!?

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