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Geek

Job Opportunities at Tucows [Updated]

UPDATE: I’ve added an opening for a MySQL Sysadmin position.

Are you a techie based in the Accordion City area and looking for a job at a great place to work? Tucows needs to fill a couple of positions. First, we need a Customer Service Representative:

Squishy cow dressed up as a customer service representative.
Click the picture to more information about the Customer Service Representative position.

We also need a Technical Support Analyst:

Squishy cow dressed up as a technical support analyst.
Click the picture to more information about the Technical Support Analyst position.

Finally, for those of you into databases, we need a MySQL sysadmin:

Squishy cow dressed up as a technical support analyst.
Click the picture to more information about the MySQL Sysadmin position.

More details are in the Tucows Blog.

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funny Geek

Why I Don’t Worry That My Job Will Be Outsourced to India

The types of jobs that get outsourced are those that management thinks are the type in which people are interchangeable and for which there are set procedures or routines from which you don’t deviate. I don’t worry that my job will be outsourced to India because my line of work — technical evangelist — is relatively outsourcing-proof.

As a tech evangelist based in North America, I’m required to be a good communicator in the English language. Hence posters like the one shown below give me a feeling of comfort:

'Speak English Like James Bond' poster from Mumbai, India.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

The line “There are two class: first class and no class” cracks me up.

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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

"Gypsy and the Hooch" Closes Down

Gypsy Co-op restaurant on Queen Street West, Toronto.

Carson T. Foster, Karaoke host with the most and one of Accordion City’s more colourful characters, pointed out in a comment that the Gypsy Co-op Restaurant (a.k.a. “Gypsy and The Hooch”) has closed its doors. Here are the stories I’ve been able to find online:

More commentary (and if I can dig them up, photos) later.

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funny

Your First Wingnut Talking Point of the Year

FOX News may appear to be run by petulant children, but they’re quick petulant children. Even I had to chuckle at this:

Fox News image of Nancy Pelosi with the caption '100 hours to turn America into San Francisco'.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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funny

National Lampoon’s "Apocalypto"

[via Sarcasmo’s Corner]

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It Happened to Me

Tequila Bookworm Has Moved!

Tequila Bookworm's old location, with the windows all covered up.

In the six years I lived in the funky Queen and Spadina neighbourhood, I spent a lot of time at the Tequila Bookworm cafe. Not only did I hang out there, but during my time as an indie software developer, it was my office. I’d bring my laptop, buy lunch and lots of Diet Cokes and crank out a lot of software there. I became a regular fixture there, got to know everyone who worked or hung out there and even got involved — briefly and disastrously — with a cute waitress who worked there.

I was surprised to find out in BlogTO that they’d moved. It’s not a great distance — barely half a block west — but they’ve taken over the Epicure Cafe, which has two floors and an upstairs patio in the back. This is a graduation not only to what I think is a larger space, but also to a real kitchen. At the old location, they did all the cooking behind the bar, which often meant that I left the cafe with my clothes smelling like the chicken they cooked on their George Foreman grill.

I’ll have to drop by one of these days.

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Geek

Joel on Backpedalling

Well, that didn’t take long. In his Thursday, December 28th blog entry, geek blogger Joel “Joel on Software” Spolsky wrote this rather absolute-sounding pronouncement on Microsoft’s Vista-loaded laptop giveaway:

Microsoft’s crazy offer, though, made me think a lot more about this whole thing, and I’ve decided that from this point forward I’m not accepting anything, full stop.

In the very next blog entry, he writes:

Anyway, only three days after announcing my new policy of “no gifts,” I’m stuck with this copy of the book I got in the mail for free. Should I send it back and buy my own copy? The New York Times policy on Journalism Ethics says, “Staff members may keep for their own collections—but may not sell or copy—books, recordings, tapes, compact discs and computer programs sent to them for review. Such submissions are considered press releases.”

Although I have to give kudos to Joel for being forthright and even though I don’t think that there’s anything wrong with his statement of principles or with accepting giveaways from companies, I can’t resist poking a little fun at him for backpedalling so quickly. I’m reminded of “Tom Tuttle from Tacoma”, John Candy’s character in the movie Volunteers, who resists communist brainwashing for a whole sixty seconds (the brainwashing is also undone with just one slap to the face). Dude, I have stationery that doesn’t fold as quickly as you do.