Laugh All You Want, This Has Always Worked for Me…

How-to chart for talking to the girlfriend or wife, where the answer is always 'Here, have some chocolate.
Chart courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

AddThis Website Tools
Joey deVilla

View Comments

  • I think either gender's table could end in: come here... let's have some sex.
    I think either gender's table could end in: come here... Here, have (something) you like.

    I mean how often is it that you think in terms of "How was I bribed today?"
    I know for an almost certainty that I'm addicted to fluids I won't ever turn down. Amen.

Recent Posts

A reminder for April Fools’ Day

Have a good April Fools’ Day tomorrow, but be mindful about your pranking.

2 hours ago

How NOT to sell a computer

As I’ve written before, I sometimes browse Facebook Marketplace for nothing more than pure entertainment,…

6 hours ago

Happy 10th anniversary, Anitra!

Ten years ago today, this happened: And since that day, it’s been an adventure. Thank…

4 weeks ago

Happy Valentine’s Day 2025!

Have a great Valentine’s Day, everybody.

2 months ago

Last Sunday’s accordion gig in Bonita Springs

It’s been over a year since I’ve played with Tom Hood’s band, the Tropical Sons.…

2 months ago

My plans for Burns Night 2025

Here’s the main course for dinner tonight... ...and that’s because it’s January 25th today, making…

2 months ago