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Bum Rush the Charts and Send a Message to the RIAA

Logo for 'Bum Rush the Charts'.

Today is Bum Rush the Charts day, a day on which we’re supposed to send a message to the RIAA (Record Industry Association of America) by voting with our dollars. I’ll leave it to the folks at the Bum Rush the Charts site to explain:

People are sick of the watered-down, cookie-cutter content that networks and record companies expect us to enjoy. People are tired of watching friends and loved ones get sued by record labels who only care about profits and nothing else, not even the artists they supposedly represent.

We want and deserve more. On March 22, 2007, we’re going to change that with your help.

We can do better. We can match and exceed the reach of big media, corporate media, labels, and the entrenched interests. On March 22nd, we are going to take an indie podsafe music artist to number one on the iTunes singles charts as a demonstration of our reach to Main Street and our purchasing power to Wall Street.

Better still, some of that money will go to college scholarships:

What’s more, we’re going to take it a step beyond that. We’ve signed up as an affiliate of the iTunes Music Store, and every commission made on the sale of “Mine Again” will be donated to college scholarships, partly because it’s a worthy cause, but also partly because college students are among the most misunderstood and underestimated groups of people by big media. Black Lab has taken it up another notch – 50% of their earnings are going to be donated to the scholarship fund as well.

Sending a message to the RIAA and helping people with their education? All for the price of 99 cents (the cost of a song at the iTunes store)? Sign me up!

Cover for Black Lab's album 'Passion Leaves a Trace'.

The song in question is Mine Again by Black Lab. Black Lab were dropped from not just one, but two major record labels — Geffen and Sony/Epic — and in the process, they had to fight the labels to regain the rights to their music (when you sign with a major label, the rights to the music you created go to the label, as your work is considered “work for hire” — see this entry for more details). You can listen to Mine Again — a tune reminiscent of How to Save a Life by The Fray — on their MySpace page.

(I’ll admit, Mine Again isn’t my cup of noise, but it might be yours, and the cause is just.)

I’ll leave the last word — in both text and video form — to the Bum Rush the Charts people:

If you believe in the power of new media, on March 22nd, 2007, take 99 cents and 2 minutes of your time to join the revolution and make iTunes “Mine Again”. If you’re a content producer (blogger, podcaster, etc.), we’re asking you to join up with us and help spread the word to your audience. Nothing would prove the power of new media more than showing corporate media that not only can we exceed their reach and match their purchasing power, but that we can also do it AND make a positive difference in the world. If we can succeed with this small example, then there’s no telling what can do next.

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Where to Get the “Level 1 Human” Baby Outfit

'Level 1 Human' infant creeper.

I’ve been getting a number of emails asking me where one can buy the baby outfit I showed in the article For the Baby Whose Parents Play “Dungeons and Dragons”. I did a little poking around the ‘Net and found a couple of places:

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Iron Man 2.0

I know that there are a number of comic book/sci-fi/pop culture aficionados among my readership, so this one’s for you guys.

Here’s a page I like from the Iron Man comic book miniseries Hypervelocity. Iron Man (a.k.a. wealthy and powerful industrialist Tony Stark) isn’t exactly the star of the show in this one, as he’s been sidelined by a critical injury (a high-velocity railgun shot). The real star of the show is “Tony Stark 2.0”, a personality construct based on Tony’s own neural patterns that took control of the suit when he was taken out of commission. The construct isn’t a perfect copy, as it lacks a lot of Tony’s long-term memories, but it does act, react and “think” like Tony does.

Here’s a page from the book that I rather liked, titled Tony Stark 2.0’s Top 5 Positives About No Longer Possessing an Organic Human Body, a piece transhumanist enough for me to call it either “Gibsonian” or “Cory bait”:

Scan from 'Iron Man: Hypervelocity' -- 'Tony Stark 2.0's Top 5 Positives About No Longer Possessing an Organic Human Body'.

If you’re a follower of the “cyberpunk” genre, this page (as well as the rest of the comic) should be giving you a sense of deja vu. That’s because the Iron Man comic has always been about ten years behind the times in terms of concepts, technobabble and pop culture. Consider:

  • The tune he’s listening to: Jesus Built My Hotrod by Ministry. Dude, that’s from late 1991. I know, because I was a DJ back then, and had the regulars of Clark Hall Pub moshing to it by early 1992.
  • Really dude, only 5,096 tunes in the super-advanced Iron Man suit? Let me get this straight, this suit has a battle computer and is capable of housing a personality construct and yet you’ve only loaded just over 5,000 MP3s? Dude, I have a machine at work that’s barely qualified to run Vista, and I’ve got 6,000 tracks in iTunes.
  • The whole techno-transhumanist obsession with “transcending the meat”. That was an obsession of the cyber-freak magazine Mondo 2000 back in the ’90s (who in turn copped it from a concept often used by William Gibson in the 80’s).
  • Later in the book, Tony Stark 2.0 gate-crashes a rave held by the “Mecha Underground” held in a secluded location: deep underwater. Also another late-’80s/early-’90s thing, if you forget the mechanized dancers and the bit about being underwater.
  • He finally ditched having just the moustache and added a goatee. Also very ’90s.

I’ll give credit to the writers for using the “2.0” thing. Although it’s old school to us computer geek types, using “2.0” as an expression meaning “new and improved” has only recently entered the mainstream.

In spite of these quibbles, I find it a fascinating read. More on this later.

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“That’ll Buff Right Out.”

The moral of the story is: choose your parking space carefully!

Photos of a BMW flattened by a falling slab on concrete at a construction site.
Thanks to Miss Fipi Lele for the photo.

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More “300” Photo Hijinks

I can’t help myself!

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For You Bargain Hunters: JungleCrazy.com

If you’re:

  • Short on money and looking for a gift to give on the cheap
  • Looking for a little something to add to a gift to “punch it up” a little
  • Just into buying things at greatly discounted prices

…then you might find JungleCrazy.com to your liking. Its slogan is “All the best Amazon deals in one place”, and that’s basically what the site is. It simply scans Amazon.com and reports any item whose price has been discounted by at least 70%.

The front page shows the most popular items in their list:

Screen capture of junglecrazy.com.

All the items in JungleCrazy.com are “tagged” with descriptive text, which makes it easier to see if a certain kind of item (for example, check out the items tagged with “musical instruments” or “digital camera accessories”). For the most hardcore of bargain shoppers, there’s a special one cent bin — you get three guesses as to how much items in the bin cost.

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Fun With Leonidas

Leonidas’ catch-phrase from 300, “Tonight we dine in Hell!” belongs up there with other classic lines from swords-and-sandals epics such as Gladiator’s “At my signal, unleash Hell!” or this gem from Conan the Bararian:

Mongol General: What is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

I will never tire of that one.

Back to 300: the movie lends itself well to Photoshoppery and lampooning, as this selection of images (taken mostly from this collection) shows…


To get this joke, you need to have seen the 1976 movie Network:



Of all the photos, this one — which mixes the 300 meme with the funny-pictures-of-cats meme — was the one that made me laugh out loud: