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Song of the Week: “Shock the Monkey”…by Don Ho?

After having attended a couple of Filipino-Canadian cultural events in Toronto, my good buddy George quipped that “deep inside every Filipino, there’s a lounge singer just dying to break out.” It’s true, and a lot of the credit goes to the late Don Ho.

Perhaps some of it has to do with Filipino jazz pianist Bobby “The Wild Man” Enriquez, who was Don Ho’s musical director in the late ’60’s. Maybe it’s just the Philippine predilection for anything Hawaiian — and who symbolizes Hawaii to outsiders more than Don Ho?

As a guy who was born on a Pacific island, an owner of a large number of Hawaiian-style shirts and who ties leis around his luggage handles to make them easy to spot at baggage claim, I can’t rightly let Don Ho’s passing go without a little tribute here on the blog.

I hope that someday I have an equipment setup like his: a Hammond organ with a big rattan chair (no puny organ bench for Don!), with a good stiff tropical drink — perhaps a Weng Weng — by my side.

I thought I’d honour his memory by posting one of his songs as the song of the week, but decided that the cliches — Tiny Bubbles, Little Grass Shack, Pearly Shells, Aloha Oe — wouldn’t do.

Instead, I will post something you might not have heard: a video of his cover of Peter Gabriel’s Shock the Monkey [15 MB QuickTime Movie], which appears on the album When Pigs Fly, a collection of songs covered by the most unlikely people (such as Ani DiFranco and Jackie Chan doing Unforgettable).

Rest in peace, Big Kahuna!

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If Those Ads for “Sea Monkeys” Told the Truth

An old 'Sea Monkeys' ad Photoshopped to tell the truth.
Image courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut

A set of dog-eared Kurt Vonnegut paperbacks: Deadeye Dick, The Sirens of Titan, Slaughterhouse Five, Cat's Cradle, Slapstick, Player Piano, Breakfast of Champions and Welcome to the Monkey House.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

So long, and thanks for all the wonderful reading. (And yes, even Galapagos. I thought it was all right.)

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A Still from the Upcoming “Get Smart” Movie

Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway in 'Get Smart'.

I had no idea that another movie version of Get Smart was in the works, with Steve Carell playing Maxwell Smart and Anne Hathaway as Agent 99.

The casting gives me hope that it’ll be at least a half-decent movie. Someone observed that had this movie been made five years ago, they probably would’ve cast Jim Carrey as Maxwell Smart, and it would’ve stunk to high heaven.

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Unboxing the KRZR

I’ve always been a “simple phone” guy: every mobile phone I’ve ever owned has had no bells or whistles. Even my latest phone — bought about two years ago — is the bottom-of-the-line Samsung that was available at the time. No photo or video capability, no MP3 player, not even polyphonic ringtones!

I’ve become curious about how you folks with the fancy mobile phones live, so when the call went out for bloggers who wanted to try out the Motorola KRZR (pronounced “Crazer”) phone for free, I answered on a lark. The phone arrived about an hour ago, and I present a couple of pictures of the unboxing below.

Not content to send the phone in a regular box, the KRZR came in this secret-agent-worthy aluminum mini-briefcase:

Closed Motorola KRZR briefcase.
Bond. James Bond.

And here’s what I saw when I first cracked it open. I half-expected “Q” from the James Bond movies to start lecturing me about the phone’s features (“Pay attention, double-0-accordion…”). I hope it comes with a grappling hook or a flamethrower!

Open Motorola KRZR briefcase, revealing phone inside.
I’m feeling major techno-lust just looking at this thing.

My gentlemen’s agreement lets me keep the phone and doesn’t even require me to blog about it. However, the unboxing experience was just too cool for me not to post any pictures.

More reports later, once I get this baby charged up and activated!

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Geek Blast from the Past (Or: My Notes from University, circa 1992)

While doing some spring cleaning last night, I found my notes from my Networking class, which I took at Crazy Go Nuts University, waaaay back in the fall of 1992.

My notes from my Networking Class at Queen's University from fall 1992.

Remember, kids: if you want someone to take notes at an event or lecture, you want me to do it.

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Help Me Rwanda! (Or: Why are Canada’s Mobile Data Rates So Damned Expensive?!)

I never use the mobile data features (web browsing and such) on my cell phone because the rates seemed ridiculously high. However, I had no idea how ridiculous it was until local tech guy and fellow Crazy Go Nuts University alumnus Tom Purves plotted mobile data rates for various countries in the graph shown below. Even in Rwanda, you can get a better deal.

Graph showing how expense mobile data plans are in Canada compared to the rest of the world
Click here to see the spreadsheet for this graph.

These rates are just insult added to the injury of Canada’s terrible mobile phone offerings. They’re a joke next to America’s, which in turn are a joke next to the mobile phone options available in Europe and Asia. And don’t get me started on the “roaming” rates that Bell Mobility charges me when I’m down in Boston visiting family.

Feel free to pass this graph and its information around. I think it’s high time that we mobile phone users and people reliant on mobile data had a little chat with our mobile phone providers.