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Pillow Fight Toronto This Saturday!

Pillow Fight Toronto

Kevin Bracken from newmindspace — they think of themselves as “interactive public art, creative cultural interventions and urban bliss dissemination”; I just say they help make Accordion City a little more interesting — asked me if I could spread the word about Saturday’s pillow fight. I told him I’d be happy to! Here’s the official blurb:

Feathers fly and teddies soar as you converge for a giant urban pillow

fight! Swing and whack as you evade pillow-wielding assailants. Bring a

soft pillow at 3 PM and wait for the signal. Pillow fight!

Costumes and funky pillows are encouraged. The gathering takes place at 3:00 p.m. this Saturday at Nathan Phillips Square. The event is free and all-ages, and a rain date will be announced.

Some ground rules to make the event enjoyable for all:

  • Soft pillows only!
  • Swing lightly, many people will be swinging at once.
  • Do not swing at people without pillows or with cameras.
  • Remove glasses beforehand!
  • Wait until the signal to begin.
  • Spectators welcome, but consider bringing a pillow

For more info, check out the newmindspace page for the pillow fight or e-mail love (at) newmindspace.com.

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Paris Hilton Reading Sun Tzu’s "The Art of War"

All I can say is “Yeah. Right.”:

Paris Hilton reading Sun Tzu's 'The Art of War'.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele. Click to see a larger version.

I find the photo below — in which a cute young woman is about to immanentize the eschaton — far more plausible:


This photo originally appeared in this entry.

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Flash Video Game Design Contest

Space Invaders.

Mark Harvey dropped me a line asking if I would announce a Flash video game design contest; I told him I’d by happy to oblige. It’s a chance for you to show off your game development chops and win a cool ten grand. Here are the details:

Calling All Video Game Designers –

Win a $10,000 Scholarship to IADT’s Game Design School!

Want to jumpstart your future in game design? The International Academy of Design & Technology (IADT) and Electric Playground are calling on all video game design wannabees to show off their creativity, originality and Flash skills in IADT’s Flash Game Contest.

IADT logo

Beginning May 1st, Canadian residents 17 years of age and older can enter the contest by registering at www.gamedesigncontest.ca. Registrants must submit a fully functioning version of their Flash game by July 2nd. Games will be judged by a panel of experts on their creativity, technical expertise and originality. The Grand Prize winner will be announced later in July and awarded a $10,000 scholarship to IADT’s Game Design School in Toronto.

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MySpace Band of the Week: Necromancer

If you can sing and there’s a fifteen-year-old inside you touchin’ himself to Boris Vallejo posters [warning: might not be safe for work], you might want to audition for Necromancer, as the poster below indicates.

Poster: 'Necromancer: Singer Wanted!'
Nuthin’ says “hardcore” like a cheesy hand-drawn logo and bats.

Go visit their MySpace page, check out the song Raw Meat and enjoy the oh-so-dumb, oh-so-adolescent-sex-fantasy lyrics. That “affection/erection” rhyming couplet: pure gold!

Drummer for the band 'Necromancer'.
“I have a fever and the only cure is MORE SKULLS!”

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The $200 Kitchen

Kitchen equipment photo from the New York Times.

I knew we should’ve dropped most of the kitchen stuff from the wedding registry and put the Roland Digital Accordion on it instead*! According to this New York Times article, “$200 can equip a basic kitchen that will be adequate for just about any task, and $300 can equip one quite well.”

* Just kidding, sweetie.

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The Imaginary Internet: Far Better Than the Real Thing

Here’s another dirty little blogger secret — we’ve all had moments like this:

'Imaginary Internet' comic from 'The unfeasible adventures of Beaver and Steve!'
Click the comic to see it on its original page at full size.

Also: on the imaginary Billboard charts, I’ve been the number one rock star for the past 39 years, 6 months and 4 days.

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Tucows: Avoiding "Center of the World" Syndrome" and Making Our Services Easier to Sell

Journey to the Center of the Earth

There’s a “sea change” going on at Tucows (where I function as the company’s Technical Evangelist) and Product Manager Grant Spradling has written an article covering some of its aspects in an article titled A New Direction for Enablers: Making our Services Easier to Sell. He talks about “Center of the World” syndrome — something which “caused us to believe it was our responsibility to define the way you would run your business” — and our new approach, where our services fit better with your business.