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“Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?”

I have to hand it to people who enter the closed captions for live news shows — they have a tough job, and it’s all too easy to slip up:

Photo of news closed caption: “Firefighters to deal not just with the fire with people in the middle of the road ejaculating”Photo of news closed caption: “Firefighters to deal not just with the fire with people in the middle of the road ejaculating”
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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