She Wants a Bodyguard for Her Wedding

Joey deVilla wearing sunglasses, a large suit, black shirt and light tieJoey deVilla wearing sunglasses, a large suit, black shirt and light tie
That’s a photo of me circa fall 1999 playing a thug for a film project of my friend Scott Watkins.

The Ginger Ninja pointed me to this Craigslist Toronto “help wanted” ad for an unusual one-shot job:

I’m looking for a polished, professional bodyguard for a one day gig. Someone similar to ex cia ,csis, fbi, or secret service to hire as my personal bodyguard for my wedding. You’ve all seen the movie “The Bodyguard”? Make it so and contact me.

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