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Pleased to Meet You

Cat, meet Crawfish:

Cat “shaking hands” with a crawfish.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

If you need more “Cat meets Crawfish” action, this YouTube video should help:

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How Do I Look? (Or: Paintings from “Understanding Human Behavior”)

Miss Fipi Lele sent me a couple of scans from a 1974 book titled Understanding Human Behavior: An Illustrated Guide to Successful Human Relationships, whose cover clearly marks it as a book from that era…

Cover of “Understanding Human Behavior” (1974)
The book should come with an explanation titled “Understanding this book’s cover”.

Here’s a painting in the book depicting the many ways a businessman is perceived, depending on the circumstances and who’s doing the perceiving (I added annotations):

Painting from “Understaning Human Behavior” depicting five ways a business is perceived
When I first saw this painting, I thought of the version in the upper left-hand corner as sober and all the others as varying degrees of drunk.

Here’s the text that accompanies the painting:

These five characters are studies of human personality, portraits of the many kinds of people we can be in a variety of situations. At the bottom is a man as he really is, but the other four figures circling around him show him in entirely different lights. Beginning at the lower left is the way his secretary sees him with a lecherous grin. That noble manly visage is how he imagines himself and the bland, unprepossessing creature is his wife’s perception. Last, downtrodden and ineffectual, is how he feels after confronting his boss.

Another set of paintings depict the different ways a husband a wife are perceived. Here’s the wife:

Paintings from “Understanding Human Behavior” depicting the different ways a wife is perceived
Desperate Housewives, summed in four paintings.

Here’s the husband:

Paintings from “Understanding Human Behavior” depicting the different ways a husband is perceived
Mid-life crisis in 3…2…1…

The best and most succinct review of the book comes from one “Bob” who says: “It’s more like a handbook on how to live a life of quiet desperation. With a few pictures of boobs in it.” Based on that, I might pick up this book if I ever stumble across it at a used bookstore.

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Inspirational Poster of the Day

“Successories”-style poster: “Common Sense: SO rare it’s a god damn super power.”

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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

MizPee Comes to Accordion City

MizPee mascotI recently received an email from my friend Michael O’Connor Clarke who informed me that our mutual friend Jeneane Sessum was doing PR for a web company named MizPee, which has just launched here in Accordion City.

Here’s a quick description of MizPee, taken straight from their own site:

Do you ever find yourself desperately looking for a clean toilet in the city?

MizPee finds the closest, cleanest toilets in your area. You can add and review toilets, get some cool deals in your area and challenge your knowledge of toilet trivia.

(It has been a while since my knowledge of toilet trivia has been challenged…)

Here’s a sample of MizPee’s results when I asked for toilets near TSOT, where I work — 151 Bloor Street West:

Screenshot of Mizpee results for 151 Bloor Street West in Toronto

Someone out there needs to rate the women’s washrooms at the nearby Four Seasons Hotel. It seems closer than the Second Cup, and I’m sure its washrooms are pretty good.

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“Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?”

I have to hand it to people who enter the closed captions for live news shows — they have a tough job, and it’s all too easy to slip up:

Photo of news closed caption: “Firefighters to deal not just with the fire with people in the middle of the road ejaculating”
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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It Happened to Me Work

The Office Desk

Ever since I got my first digital camera back in 1998, I’ve made it a point to snap pictures of my workspace on a regular basis. The nature of my work has meant that I’ve rearranged or changed desks about every six months since I joined the workforce full-time back in ’95, so I’m glad that I have some sort of record.

I’ve posted the most recent picture of my desk at TSOT’s temporary office below.
Until we move to the permanent space in January, we’re all working on folding tables covered in the kind of tempoarary tablecloth you can get from a party supply store. We got decent chairs and great computers from the get-go, so it’s not too bad. The spartan arrangements give me a feeling of deja vu — it takes me back to that time at OpenCola’s first office in San Francisco, a large warehouse space near Potrero Hill, where all the desks were unfinished doors set on two sawhorses.

Preview image of Joey deVilla’s desk TSOT, November 29, 2007
My desk at TSOT’s temporary office, taken November 29, 2007. Click the photo to see it at full size.

I should gather up the photos of my previous desks and put them into a post — I think it would be an interesting study.

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?

Grocery store shelves with ham and a sign labelled “Delicious for Chanukah”
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.