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Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Figures

Here’s a set of desktop tchotchkes for those of you who were fans of the bacon flowchart I posted back in November — Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu:

Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu figures
Click the photo to see the catalog page.

The Archie McPhee store has more bacon- and meat-related trinkets on the “Bacon/Meat” page of their catalog.

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Lasagna Cat: Live-Action “Garfield” Comic Strips!

Lasagna Cat is a site where you can watch videos of costumed actors re-enacting various Garfield comic strips, complete with a laugh track! Each video features a re-enactment of the comic strip, followed by the original comic strip, followed by a music video inspired by the comic strip. It’s odd, but amusing.

Here’s a still from the re-enactment of the April 4, 2007 comic in which Garfield makes some biting social commentary. Click the picture below to see the video:

Garfield reads the paper
Click the picture to see the video.

Here’s one featuring both Garfield and Jon (re-enacting a comic from January 24, 1994). Click the picture below to see the video:

Jon and Garfield
Click the picture to see the video.

No Garfield tribute would be complete without Odie, so here’s a classic from June 1, 1982 in which Garfield tries to grab Odie’s wagging tail. Click the picture below to see the video:

Odie and Garfield
Click the picture to see the video.

There are 27 videos in all, and you can find them at lasagnacat.com.

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“The Catcher in the Rye”, In Many Forms

“Classic” cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

If you were a teenager in the 1980s and went to a high school that required you to wear a uniform (I did), you should find the following passage familiar:

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They’re quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They’re nice and all, — I’m not saying that — but they’re also touchy as hell. Besides, I’m not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography or anything. I’ll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me around last Christmas just before I got pretty run-down and had to come down here and take it easy.

That’s Holden Caulfield narrating the opening lines to J.D. Salinger’s novel, The Catcher in the Rye. The book rode a wave of popularity at the time, even among teens who wouldn’t be caught dead reading a book in their spare time (probably the same non-readers who would years later be responsible for Generation X’s amazing sales). It might have been the fact that it’s one of the better books to cover coming-of-age angst. Perhaps it was the frisson that came with reading a book that many schools and libraries had banned. It certainly got a boost in popularity from Mark David Chapman — he’s the guy who shot John Lennon — who was obsessed with the book.

Cover of the “New York Post”, December 12, 1980 — with the “John Lennon got shot” story

The distinctive yellow-text-on-red-background version shown at the top of this article was what the cover of the paperback edition looked like then. If you pick up the paperback edition these days, you’re more likely to get one with the rather unremarkable cover shown below:

“70’s” cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

Penguin publishes editions with slightly better covers. Here’s one that looks like a lot of Addison-Wesley computer science textbooks from the 1990s:

Penguin books cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

Here’s another one. For some reason, the Gill Sans (a.k.a. “that British typeface”) paired with the title’s faux-hand-printed typeface reminds me a lot of The Secret Diaries of Adrian Mole book series (which should also be considered part of a good “adolescent angst” book collection):

Another Penguin books cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

Here’s the dust cover for an earlier edition. It features a painting of the “carousel scene” near the end of the story:

Dust jacket for an old hardcover edition of “The Catcher in the Rye”

The “carousel scene” is the climax of the story, so it’s found its way onto more than one cover. Here’s a cover featuring a more abstract rendition of the scene:

“Horse” cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

I found these covers via Google. The Catcher in the Rye is considered to be a 20th century classic, and it’s amusing to think of a classic as having been published with “pulp” covers:

“Pulp” cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

Variant of the “Pulp” cover of “The Catcher in the Rye”

The book has been translated into a number of languages, including Russian:

Cover for the Russian edition of “The Catcher in the Rye”

Here’s the cover for the York Notes set of study notes for The Catcher in the Rye. Although the cover depicts Manhattan, where most of the story takes place, it depicts a Manhattan that exists 50 years after the story:

York Notes for “The Catcher in the Rye”

And finally, here’s a cover that a design student created for a book cover exercise. The “Holden moping in Central Park” photos made me laugh:

Design exercise cover for “The Catcher in the Rye”

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Been There, Done That

A reader commented that since the Ginger Ninja and I started dating, I haven’t been posting too many blog entries under a category where I used to post a lot of stories: “Yeah…Girls…Geez”. He’s right, and I’ll see what I can do about it.

Here’s a comic that fits under the “Yeah…Girls…Geez”. We’ve all been here before, haven’t we?

“Bad boy” relationship comic featuring a couple snuggling in bed.

I used to get burned by my own “Nice Guy Syndrome” in situations like this until my mid/late twenties. That’s when I adopted the new doctrine I like to call “Just Evil Enough”, which I paired with the doctrine that my old roommate Paul and I developed, “Just Gay Enough (the motto: “We dress nicely, we cook, we don’t take it up the pipe”).

Learn the lesson from that old Star Trek episode where a transporter accident splits Captain Kirk into his “light” and “dark” side — his command and mackin’ skills came from his dark side. Embrace your dark side and own it, but don’t let it own you.

(An aside: a number of people who’ve seen this comic commented on the “boob grab” in the third panel. I said “The double boob grab followed by moving them as if they were an accordion doesn’t win you any points. But I gotta be me!” See? That’s just evil enough.)

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Lessons from a Paper Bridge

[This article was originally posted on Global Nerdy.]

Yesterday, TSOT engaged in a company-wide exercise which was supposed to teach us about teamwork and blitz planning. In the process, we got a couple of lessons that could be applied to the process of building software.

The Assignment

The people participating in the exercise were divided into three teams of four people. The assignment was to build a bridge across which a ball about the size and weight of a plum could be rolled.

The specs for the bridge were:

  • It had to be free-standing; we were not allowed to secure it to anything
  • It had to have a minimum span of 4 feet (about 1.2 metres)
  • While travelling across the bridge, the ball’s minimum height off the ground cannot be less than 2 feet (about .6 metres)

The items with which each team was allowed to construct the bridge were:

  • 8 sheets of easel pad paper (each sheet is about 36″ by 24″)
  • 4 plastic beer cups
  • 4 thick paper plates
  • 1 roll of masking tape

We were given ten minutes to come up with a construction plan and twenty minutes to construct the bridge. We were given a stack of 3″ by 5″ index cards for writing out our plan. Each team had to pick a team leader, who would direct the activities and make notes of the plan on the card.

The Outcome

I’ll cut to the chase: the team I was on, Team 2, won.

Not only did we build a bridge that met all the criteria, but we finished its construction in 10 minutes and had enough time to hang out in the lounge while the other teams kept working. Here’s the bridge that our team built:

The bridge designed by our team
Our team’s bridge.

Another team, Team 1, took all the allotted time. Their bridge met the “freestanding” and “4 foot span” criteria, but didn’t meet the “ball must be 2 feet off the ground throughout its travel across the bridge” criterion. Here’s the bridge they built:

The bridge designed by team 1
Team 1’s bridge.

The last team, Team 3, weren’t able to complete their bridge in time.

The Design

The bridge we built, from another angle
The bridge we built, viewed from another angle.

The span of the bridge was made with 4 sheets of easel paper: 2 rolls, each one a 2-ply roll of paper, which were then joined together with a one-foot overlap in the middle for extra strength. The design was unconventional, but there wasn’t any rule that the bridge couldn’t be a covered bridge.

The pillars of the bridge were each made with a 2-ply roll of easel paper, with a plastic beer cup at the top and base. For extra stability, we attached one paper plate to the bottom of one pillar and two paper plates to the bottom of the other pillar. This gave the span a slight slope to ensure that the ball would travel from one end of the bridge to the other (there was no requirement that it had to be a two-way bridge).

The span design was my idea, so I was assigned to build it with the assistance of the team leader. The other two members designed and built the pillars. The pillars were mostly identical, so the guys building them consulted with each other throughout the building process.

Although we were given scissors, our design didn’t require any cutting. I’m certain that this cut down on the construction time significantly.

The Lessons

Our bridge, viewed from one end
Our bridge, viewed from one end.

The exercise demonstrated the expected points about teamwork (a good leader, clear communication between team members and cooperation) and blitz planning (a simple plan, an iterative approach and adapting to real-world feedback). It also yielded some unexpected lessons about design:

  • Build the simplest thing that could possibly work. It’s an oft-repeated mantra in Agile Development, but it’s something that programmers sometimes forget — probably because we often erroneously equate “simple” with “stupid”.
  • Go with the strengths of the material you’re given. The other teams built structures that took their inspiration from real-world bridges. This might be a good approach if the materials we were given were popsicle sticks, but since we were working with mostly paper and specific height and span requirements, we decided that a tubular design would be the best approach. It offered the advantages of strength and ease of construction.
  • The corollary from the previous point is that the solution may look different from what you might expect. With the two previous points and the time constraints in mind, explore the possibilities.

Although the exercise is now over, we’re keeping our bridge around as a little reminder of the design lessons we learned — we plan to use them in building our software.

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Bustin’ In

You’ve probably seen this type of door lock, common in older houses:

Door lock

They usually sport a switch that sets the lock into “automatic” mode; close the door and it automatically locks. These locks can cause problems, such as accidentally locking yourself outside. Apparently, if the switch breaks while set in “automatic”, not even the key will unlock it, as Dan, who works with me at TSOT, discovered two nights ago. Worse still, his landlord was out of the country and the locksmith was asking $400 to drill through the lock.

I live pretty close to Dan, so when he asked me to give him a hand getting into his place, I was happy to oblige. Luckily the house’s garage had a ladder, and after trying a couple of second-storey windows, we hit the jackpot:

Dan on a ladder, entering the second-story window of his place via the window

Our mission accomplished, Dan took me and the Ginger Ninja out for dinner by way of saying thanks. Glad to help, dude!

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Dada Album Cover Exercise

Via David Janes, here’s a little Dada album cover exercise. You can come up with an album cover for a hypothetical band by doing the following:

Here’s what I got: the Wikipedia entry for “hematoma block”, the quote “It is hard work, but there is happiness in it.” by the creators of the game Animal Crossing: Wild World and this photo by Emmanuel Smague. Based on these results, I made this album cover:

Hypothetical album cover: “Is Happiness in It” by Hematoma Block

Look out, Nine Inch Nails, I just out-moped you!