How Many Cannibals Could Your Body Feed?
According to the site, it’s “the most important questions you’ll ever ask yourself”: How many cannibals could my body feed? Answer a few questions and you’ll be given an estimate of the number of cannibals that your body would feed. Here’s my result:
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Boo, I can only feed seven cannibals :(.
Maria:
I'm more fortunate, at least from the cannibal's standpoint, in that my body could feed at least 14 man-eaters, perhaps as many as 16, in this survey...
Well done! Unlike the author of the topic ;-)
DAMNATION! I can only feed seven, poor hungry cannibals...
9
I could only feed 8