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Austin Travel Diary, Part 7: The “How to Rawk SxSW” Panel

My thanks to Rannie and MJ, who rescued me from an hour-long registration line and fast-tracked me so that they could have me perform the opening and closing number for their panel discussion titled How to Rawk SxSW, a guide for first-timers that show them how to make the most of their South by Southwest experience. After all these years, the accordion still opens all kinds of doors.

Here are the panelists from How to Rawk SxSW:

The “How to Rawk SxSW” panelists
Photo by Yours Truly.

Here’s a photo that one “armiller” took of me playing the opening number, You Shook Me All Night Long:

Joey deVilla plays at the “How to Rawk SXSW” panel at South by Southwest
Photo by armiller. Click the photo to see the photo on its Flickr page.

And by popular demand (which means Rannie), here I am playing the closing number, Baby One More Time:

Joey deVilla plays at the “How to Rawk SXSW” panel at South by Southwest
Photo by armiller. Click the photo to see the photo on its Flickr page.

Here’s MJ posing with the bottle of bourbon that the panelists drank during their session:

MJ striking a pose with a bottle of Bulleit bourbon
Photo by Yours Truly.

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Austin Travel Diary, Part 6: The Ranch

The Ranch where the b5media crew and friends are staying is a twenty-minute drive from South by Southwest and it’s quite nice. Here are a couple of exterior shots:

Ranch house exterior shot

Ranch yard shot

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Footprints in the Sand with Mr. T.

Mr. T. carrying a small child on his shoulders
Picture courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

So I said to Mr. T.,
“You promised me, Mr. T,
that if I followed you,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during
the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one
set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most,
you have not been there for me?”

And Mr. T. replied,
“What’s this jibba-jabba?!
The times when you have seen
only one set of footprints in the sand
is when I carried you, foo!”

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Austin Travel Diary, Part 5: Flight Summary

Yesterday, I stepped into Toronto’s Pearson airport at 5:00 a.m. EST and arrived in Austin at 8:00 p.m. EST, so the total time I spent either on a plane or in an airport was 15 hours. That’s about twice as long as my original itinerary. Still, it’s shorter than time b5media blogger Darren “ProBlogger” Rowse took to get here, but he came from Australia.

We had a good team dinner at Chili’s (Darcie’s always wanted to eat at Chili’s; it has something to do with the fact that the people from The Office always eat there). I didn’t mind, as we’re deep in the burbs and it was nearby. We’re also likely to have less chain-restaurant-y food for the remainder of the trip, with the possible exception of a trip to the Waffle House. Now that I’m full of country fried steak (something that Darren had never seen before) and margarita, I’m ready to hit the sack. G’night, all!

It’s been a rather eventful first day on the job.

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Austin Travel Diary, Part 4: Ranch Rules

To save money and do some team bonding, b5media rented a ranch house outside Austin where we’re all crashing. It’s a great place situated on a 26-acre parcel of land with a nice view, a lot of rooms, a big kitchen, a fireplace, two outdoor fire pits, a lot of liquor, cowboy kitsch, Buddha statues (huh?), goats and an old black Labrador retriever named “Teaspoon”. Since we are a Serious Internet Company, some rules need to be spelled out:

b5 Ranch Rules sign

We’ll be throwing a big barbecue party on Tuesday the 11th. If you’re in the neighbourhood, you should drop by!

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Austin Travel Diary, Part 3: You Know You’re in a Red State When…

…the airport has store based on America’s favourite fake news channel, FOX News:

FOX News store at George Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston
Seen at my very short stopover at George Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston.

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I Still Own the Phrase!

Hands in latex glovesNow imagine doing “jazz hands” in latex gloves.

Today’s encounter with U.S. Customs (chronicled in this entry) reminded me of a couple of old posts of mine — The Star-Spangled Banner and Anal Sovereignty and A Bag of Squishy Cows is a Bag of Trouble. I did some quick Googling and discovered that the first entry is still the number one Google result for the phrase “anal sovereignty”, with or without the quotes.

I’m not sure what my parents would think of this.

(By the bye, I did not come up with the phrase “anal sovereignty”. Jon Rosenberg of the webcomic Goats did, using it in this strip:

“Goats” comic from January 4, 2002
Click the comic to see it on its original page.

…just so you know.)