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Tired: Cup Holders. Wired: French Fry Holders!

French Fry Holder, for sale at “Improvements”
“Even has a clip-on ketchup cup!”

The French Fry Holder pictured above is in Improvements’ catalog. It’s currently not in stock, but I’m sure with enough demand, they’ll restock this life-changing apparatus!

Here’s the description from the catalog:

French Fry Holder

Hold Your Fries In Your Car’s Cup Holder And Make Driving Safer.

Cars now come with several cup holders, and this innovative accessory helps you make the most of them! French-Fry Holder holds one order of fries (and its cardboard container) close at hand! Even has a clip-on ketchup cup! Can also hold snacks or crayons. Fits into virtually any-size cup holder, with a no-slip rubberized base grip to help it stay in place. Also fits in a child’s car seat’s cup holder. Dishwasher-safe.

6 replies on “Tired: Cup Holders. Wired: French Fry Holders!”

I want to just pour this down my throat on a hot summer day.

* gulp * gulp * gulp

Ahh, that hits the spot.

Laptop steering-wheel mount…

Hmmm… laptop steering wheel human nature. What could possibly go wrong? From the retailer’s website: IMPORTANT NOTE SAFETY WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS ONLY FOR USE WHEN THE VEHICLE IS PARKED AND THE IGNITION IS TURNED OFF. DO NOT…

“Also fits in a child’s car seat’s cup holder.”

Oh, thank goodness. How else will little children have constant access to fries?

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