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The Self-Cutting Generator

First, we had the Church Sign Generator. Then the Tombstone Generator. But finally, there’s something for the emo kid in all of us: the Self-Cutting Generator!

Here’s an image I made using the Self-Cutting Generator:

Self-cutting generator: “Being emo is hard. Let’s go shopping”
Soon to be a Fall Out Boy album cover.

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The Current Situation Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Toronto Transit Strike Survival Guide

T-shirt: “I survived the New York City Transit Strike 2005″
Photo from Bridge and Tunnel Club. Click the photo to see it on its original page.

Even though a transit strike might not happen on Monday, if you live and work in Accordion City, you really should be making contingency plans. The Toronto Star published a Strike Survival Guide today featuring information on carpooling, where to park, where not to park, cycling, using GO Transit, getting a cab, going to the airport, highway driving, getting an ambulance, and service for the disabled.

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Bob Kinnear’s Funny Bogus Wikipedia Entry

Last night, someone frustrated with the impending public transit strike here in Accordion City (slated to start at 4 a.m. Monday if this weekend’s negotiations fail) decided to do a little creative editing of Amalgamated Transit Union Local 113 leader Bob Kinnear’s entry in Wikipedia. Knowing the edit would be corrected in short order and wanting to preserve this for posterity, I took a screenshot of the page, which appears below:

Screen shot of the nasty Wikipedia entry posted about Bob Kinnear on April 17th, 2008
Click the screenshot above to see it at full size.

For those of you who are extremely curious and have a little time to kill, here’s the history of edits to Bob Kinnear’s Wikipedia page.

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Geek

“Grand Theft Childhood” Authors: Kids Who DON’T Play Videogames are at Risk

Grand Theft Childhood is a new book written by Dr. Lawrence Kutner and Dr. Cheryl Olson, a husband-and-wife team who co-founded the Harvard Medical School Center for Mental Health and Media. In the video above, Drs. Kutner and Olson talk with X-Play’s Adam Sessler about some of the findings from the study documented in their book.

Some notes:

  • Their study lasted several years and received $1.5 million in funding from the U.S. Department of Justice.
  • In their study, they surveyed and interviewed over 1250 kids and 500 parents.
  • There is “absolutely no evidence” that playing violent video games turns children violent.
  • What’s more important are patterns of play — there are some that parents and teachers should note.
  • In their research, Drs. Kutner and Olson tried to find out which videogame playing behaviours are normal, and which aren’t, a cataloguing of behaviours that did not previously exist in the literature on this topic.
  • They debunked the experimental methodologies used by researchers who’ve made the vidogames-violence connection.
  • One of the flaws in those older experiements was that it didn’t take short-term vs. long-term behavioural effects into account. He cited an example of boys’ horseplay after seeing an action film: it wears off pretty quickly.
  • They found that both boys and girls who played M-rated or violent videogames exclusively more than 15 hours a week to be statistically more like to get into trouble, but they also found that boys who didn’t play videogames at all were also at greater risk.
  • At least for boys, gaming is a marker of social competence.
  • Consider the case of the Virginia Tech shooter: although the pundits were quick to place the blame on videogames, he didn’t play them at all, and his dorm-mates said he wouldn’t play videogames with them.
  • Kutner: “Kids who don’t play [videogames] at all are actually at greater risk for getting into trouble. It says something about their social relationships.”

[This was also posted to Global Nerdy.]

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Bumper Sticker of the Day

Bumper sticker: “Disagree with me? Well, FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG!”
Click the image to see where you can order this bumper sticker.

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The Current Situation Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

TTC Strike Update: Strike Monday, Unless There’s a Settlement This Weekend

TTC: Strike Monday morning unless there’s a settlement

Here’s the word from the folks at CP24:

TTC Union boss Bob Kinnear has laid out the terms of avoiding a TTC strike: land a deal by 4pm Sunday or his members will walk off the job at 4am Monday. A disruption would shut down all buses, streetcars and subway cars for 1.5 million riders.

He’s pleading with Mayor David Miller to get involved to avoid a crippling walkout, and admits “most of the public won’t be on our side.”

Damn right most of the public won’t be on your side, Kinnear. With steadily worsening service and lame union propaganda, even your most ardent supporters are fed up.

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A Heartbreaking Scene of Staggering Painfulness

Scene from “Degrassi: The Next Generation” with Damian, Emma and David Eggers’ book, “A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius”

Adam Riff checks in on the television show Degrassi: The Next Generation and stumbles into this scene:

Emma: My home life sucks!

Damian: Check this out. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers. He’s my favourite author.

Emma: Wow! You’re the first guy I’ve met who even has a favourite author.

Damian: His life goes haywire and he just…deals.

Emma: I could learn a thing or two from that!

Damian: Call me later. I’d love to hear what you think of the book.


Damian: Still working on the book?

Emma: I’m STAGGERED by its genius!

Damian: Clever…

Emma: Eggers! Eggers! Come!

A dog approaches.

Damian: You got a dog?

Emma: Yeah. I found him on Craigslist. I named him “Eggers.” Maybe we can walk him together!

Two thoughts:

  • Someone should notify Dave Eggers. I think he’d get a kick out of this.
  • The character of Emma perfectly illustrates the depth to which most people engage literature.