First, we had the Church Sign Generator. Then the Tombstone Generator. But finally, there’s something for the emo kid in all of us: the Self-Cutting Generator!
Here’s an image I made using the Self-Cutting Generator:
First, we had the Church Sign Generator. Then the Tombstone Generator. But finally, there’s something for the emo kid in all of us: the Self-Cutting Generator!
Here’s an image I made using the Self-Cutting Generator:
Even though a transit strike might not happen on Monday, if you live and work in Accordion City, you really should be making contingency plans. The Toronto Star published a Strike Survival Guide today featuring information on carpooling, where to park, where not to park, cycling, using GO Transit, getting a cab, going to the airport, highway driving, getting an ambulance, and service for the disabled.
Last night, someone frustrated with the impending public transit strike here in Accordion City (slated to start at 4 a.m. Monday if this weekend’s negotiations fail) decided to do a little creative editing of Amalgamated Transit Union Local 113 leader Bob Kinnear’s entry in Wikipedia. Knowing the edit would be corrected in short order and wanting to preserve this for posterity, I took a screenshot of the page, which appears below:
For those of you who are extremely curious and have a little time to kill, here’s the history of edits to Bob Kinnear’s Wikipedia page.
Grand Theft Childhood is a new book written by Dr. Lawrence Kutner and Dr. Cheryl Olson, a husband-and-wife team who co-founded the Harvard Medical School Center for Mental Health and Media. In the video above, Drs. Kutner and Olson talk with X-Play’s Adam Sessler about some of the findings from the study documented in their book.
Some notes:
Here’s the word from the folks at CP24:
TTC Union boss Bob Kinnear has laid out the terms of avoiding a TTC strike: land a deal by 4pm Sunday or his members will walk off the job at 4am Monday. A disruption would shut down all buses, streetcars and subway cars for 1.5 million riders.
He’s pleading with Mayor David Miller to get involved to avoid a crippling walkout, and admits “most of the public won’t be on our side.”
Damn right most of the public won’t be on your side, Kinnear. With steadily worsening service and lame union propaganda, even your most ardent supporters are fed up.
Adam Riff checks in on the television show Degrassi: The Next Generation and stumbles into this scene:
Emma: My home life sucks!
Damian: Check this out. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers. He’s my favourite author.
Emma: Wow! You’re the first guy I’ve met who even has a favourite author.
Damian: His life goes haywire and he just…deals.
Emma: I could learn a thing or two from that!
Damian: Call me later. I’d love to hear what you think of the book.
Damian: Still working on the book?
Emma: I’m STAGGERED by its genius!
Damian: Clever…
Emma: Eggers! Eggers! Come!
A dog approaches.
Damian: You got a dog?
Emma: Yeah. I found him on Craigslist. I named him “Eggers.” Maybe we can walk him together!
Two thoughts: