Month: June 2008

There’s an amusing video over at ImVotingRepublican.com titled (natch) I’m Voting Republican. Click the image below to watch the video:

Among the reasons the people in the video are voting Republican in the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election are:

• “Because we don’t like shopping at small neighbourhood stores…and we just love cheap plastic crap from China.”
• “I don’t really want a cure for AIDS or breast cancer…they’re just gays and women.”
• “I think new drugs should be made available immediately, whether they’ve been tested properly or not. If the major pharmaceutical companies’ bottom lines are healthy, then I feel healthy too.”
• So my little Caitlyn can share a classroom with 30 other children.
• “Because women just can’t be trusted to make decisions about their own bodies. Never, ever, ever!”
• “Because I need to be told who I can love.”
• “I just need them to tell me how just I can show a lifetime commitment.”
• “Because corporations should not have to pay to clean up environmental damage.”
• “Because I don’t want to know if the food I’m eating has been genetically modified or exposed to radiation…if the label says ‘food’, that’s good enough for me!”
• “Because I really enjoy being screwed by the utility companies.”
• “We need more minorities in prison.”
• “I just don’t feel I deserve health insurance.”
• “Because Texas needs more billionaires.”
• “Because sometimes the Constitution is just one big inconvenient headache.”
• “I think the world should be run by one big corporation. It think it’d be so much cosier!”
• “Because all other countries are inferior to us! And we should start as many wars as we need to keep it that way.”
• “[Soldier] So I can stay in Iraq.”
• “[Kid with toy gun] So I can go to Iran!”

Be advised that there’s a good chance that the Democrats will deliver a diluted version of these items, but I’m a “pick the lesser of two evils” kind of guy, anyway.

I expect there’ll be comments for this one, so fire away!

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Photo by Olivier Jules.

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From the New York Times, found thanks to chiamattt.

Found via The War on Folly

Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

An overhead view of the Westfields Marriott Hotel in Chantilly, VA, where the Bilderberg Group met this weekend.
Photos courtesy of cryptome.org.
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I generally take articles published at Prison Planet with a grain of salt, but they do make a point in their piece titled Castrated U.S. Media Remains Obediently Silent On Bilderberg.

If about 150 celebrities gathered in a secluded location for a weekend event with an exclusive guest list and Illuminati-grade security (say, some pop diva’s wedding or birthday party), how much time would the mainstream media devote to it? At least the weekend’s news cycle, plus some follow-up the week after.

However, when an equally-sized group of influential businesspeople and politicians have a similar meeting — The Bilderberg Group — it goes almost unreported. Odd, considering that what goes on at the Bilderberg Group is more likely to affect you than what happens at any celebrity wedding or birthday party.

(Here’s a Google News search on the term “Bilderberg”. It’s all small news sites, wackos like Canada Free Press and the political blog Wonkette.)

If you want to find out more about this year’s Bilderberg Group gathering, cryptome.org — the site devoted to finding out secrets — has some good stuff, including photos taken at the site (all exterior shots, of course). My favourite shots are of the rent-a-cops watching the place, whose expression probably conveys the way the people inside feel about the people outside:

Photos courtesy of cryptome.org.
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Also worth checking out is this round-up of Bilderberg happenings, which links to many things, including a report about a “secret” Obama-Clinton meeting and the fact that the guy in charge of picking Obama’s running mate is attending [wingnut alert: it’s a WorldNetDaily piece — have a grain of salt handy. Canada Free Press also covers it].

Here’s an Associated Press report on my favourite Sunday School teacher and figurehead of my 11:30 p.m. ritual, Stephen Colbert. The Colbert Report recently aired its 400th episode, and on June 16th, Colbert will be given a Peabody award, the highest honour for distinction and acheivement in American broadcast journalism — not bad for a “fake” news show whose stock in trade is mimicking Bill O’Reilly and other real fake-journalists.

Here’s an interesting tidbit from the article: he feels more comfortable in a sweatshirt than a suit. “I just look like a suit,” he says, “which is the best part. The best part is, boy, do I look the part.”

It’s a shame that I have to say this in the 21st century, but maybe we need booths like this everywhere. What do you think?

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Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

Update: Seth Christenfeld pointed out in a comment that the “Meet a Black Person” booth was an ImprovEverywhere project that took place at the HBO Comedy Festival in Aspen a couple of years back.

b5media, the company for whom I am Nerd Wrangler, is one of the finalists for the Canadian New Media Awards’ “Most Promising Company of the Year”. The announcement was made at the nextMEDIA conference, which took place this weekend in Banff.

We’re up against the esteemed competition, FileMobile and Viigo. According to the Canadian New Media Awards site, the winners will be announced at their gala in October.

My congratulations to my coworkers! I knew that working at b5 was going to be special.

[This was also posted on Global Nerdy.]

Here are my photos from Woofstock, which I mentioned in the previous post, in slideshow form:

Created with Admarket’s flickrSLiDR.

You can also see the photos in this Flickr photoset.