Categories
Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City) Uncategorized

If You Love Dogs, Go Check Out Woofstock!

\"Woofstock!\": A dog diving into a giant pool set up for the dog-diving competition at Woofstock.
The diving competition set up by Ontario Dock Dogs.

Woofstock is North America’s largest festival for dogs, and it’s taking place today and tomorrow right here in Accordion City. The place where the Ginger Ninja and I live doesn’t allow dogs, but we’re dog people and we wanted to check it out anyway (and we plan to get a dog when we buy our house).

There is no admission charge to attend Woofstock, and yes, you’re welcome to bring your dog. It’s a street festival on Front Street that runs from Yonge to Jarvis (see the map below).

Map of Woofstock

For more information, go check out Woofstock’s site. It’s is a dog-lover’s heaven; if you love dogs, you’ll love Woofstock!

Categories
Uncategorized

Gas Expected to Climb to $1.35/litre at Midnight

Gasoline: $1.35 a litre!

According to Torontoist, the gas stations are going to jack the price of a litre of regular unleaded to $1.35 per litre at midnight tonight. If you’ve got a tank to fill, you just might want to do it before then.

(For my American readers, that translates to CDN$5.13 a gallon / US$5.04 a gallon.)

Luckily for me, we make minimal use of the car, favouring the subway (or a “subway-there/taxi back” approach) for most outings and public transport (in Wendy’s case) or my bike, The Scorpion King (in my case) for getting to and from work. I fill the tank on the Deathmobile (not so much a comment on the environment or car-caused fatalities as it is an homage to Animal House) less than once a month.

Joey deVilla's bike
My bike, The Scorpion King.

Categories
Uncategorized

How Many Digits of pi Do You Know? [Updated]

This one’s for all the math nerds…

How many digits of pi do you know?
Picture courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

Update: Matthew points out that Toothpaste for Dinner did a cartoon of this back in March:

Toothpaste for Dinner: \"How many digits of pi Do You Know?\"

Categories
Uncategorized

Chris Christ, Heavenly Gangsta

I’d have paid more attention in Sunday School if you’d presented it like this! You will have to use your common sense to gauge as to whether you’d be offended by a video of a gangsta-rappin’ Jesus:

Categories
Uncategorized

“Hey, Joey, Wanna Do a Review?”

Just got this email:

I wanted to know if by any chance you would be interested in doing an unbiased review of one of our products.

If you agree we will send you a product sample so that you can try it and then write a review about it. Please note you won’t have to return the product sample after publishing the review.

The product in question? Peloop:

Screenshot of the Peloop site.These 3 materials will constantly provide your penis with amazing benefits. peloop™ is simply worn at the bottom of your penis just like you wear a ring on your finger. It’s penis enhancement and penis enlargement made simple.

These materials work by drastically improving the condition of blood inside your penis. Your penis health is as good as the blood health inside it. If you have unhealthy blood in your penis, you will have a weak unhealthy penis BUT if you have healthy blood in your penis, you will have a big, strong and healthy penis. It’s that simple. Please continue reading to fully understand how peloop works for male enhancement.

My favourite bit: the addendum at the bottom of the page that says “NOTE: JUNE 2007, NEW IMPROVED ADJUSTABLE PELOOP.” If I’m going to be strapping something on the Magnificent Pork Sword, it had damn well better be adjustable.

So, dear readers, what do you think? Do the review and get a free peloop, or pass and not have my in-laws (who read this blog) give me the “what the hell is wrong with you?” look forever?

Categories
Uncategorized

19 Years Ago Today (or: The World’s Ballsiest Man)

\"Tank Man\" faces down 4 Chinese tanks during the Tienanmen Square Massacre

19 years ago today, “Tank Man” (a.k.a. “The Unknown Rebel”, or as I prefer to call him, “Iron Balls McGinty”) faced down four tanks during the Tienanmen Square Massacre. Little is known about this man aside from the fact that he must clank when he walks.

I salute you with a filet mignon on a flaming sword, sir!

Categories
Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City) Work

Toronto’s Challenges, if it Tries to Become More Seattle- or Silicon Valley-esque

[This article was also posted on Global Nerdy.]

McDonald’s on El Camino Real and totem pole at Pioneer Square
Scenes from the Valley’s El Camino Real (left) and Seattle’s Pioneer Square (right).

Here’s some food for thought. Ahmed Hassan very recently wrote a comment in response to an article of mine, Ideas to Steal from Silicon Valley and Seattle, and it’s worth promoting to its own article, so here it is.

Being from Toronto and having worked in both Toronto, Ottawa, and the US, I think Toronto has severe challenges.

1. We build workers…not leaders.

We have loads of talent…but all we create is good worker bees.

2. Yes, lack of big companies is a big deal.

There are some ‘entrepreneurs’ who will just go at it on their own. yet, the vast majority of people like a decent job. So they meet up at large companies…work for a while…then maybe decide to start their own thing. All we have in Toronto proper is IBM and AMD. Anyone care to explain how RIM was founded in Waterloo. I ask that as a serious question. How does a small town create the only great Canadian tech company in operation right now? Why was it not founded in Toronto? Ask that question a few times…over and over.

3. Politicians do not understand business.

When you have someone like Miller who says he doesn’t care about companies who move to Mississauga for lower tax rates as he only wants companies who are willing to pay more to take advantage of Toronto’s urban character… you know something is wrong. They will try to push venture capital and ‘incubators…’.

As I say…mentality before process.

4. Sometimes you run out of talent.

How many high tech centers do we need? Everywhere you go, there is a lack of talent. If Toronto tech can just pickup and move to Seattle, Silicon valley, New york, boston, dallas, austin… in an already established tech base, why would they bother doing it here? Better weather, lower taxes, more like-minded entrepreneurs.

It’s not impossible. But Toronto has its work cut out for it. The biggest threat to Toronto…is actually Waterloo. Very close to Toronto and with a large tech base. It’s largely a mentality gap. Toronto embraces bureaucracy and structure. Startups are about freedom and independence. If you will…that’s why RIM was founded in Waterloo as opposed to Toronto. No Toronto bureaucracy would have ever approved of RIM. I mean they would be competing against Motorola, Nokia, MS… impossible…that’s a bad investment.

What do you think? Let me know in the comments!