This would’ve been my name, had I been Sarah Palin’s (possibly illegitimate) child.
The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator takes your name and converts it into something more akin to what Sarah and Todd Palin would’ve named you had you been their child.
Entering “Joey deVilla” into the generator spat out my Palin name: Gravel Blood Palin. Sounds pretty badass!
Here’s what it spit out for other names:
And just for kicks, I entered the name of one of her kids, Trig Palin, and got the considerably more macho Molten Contra Palin. The Name Generator even out-Palins Palin!
Go hit the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator and tell me what your Palin name is in the comments!
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I'm Mr. Buster Taint Palin.
that's me... the taint buster.
"Meat Notgay Palin"
As I recall, mine was Recoil Zoo Palin.
Bash Budweiser Palin.
Awesome! I'm a beer bash!
"Nam Guadalupe Palin"
That doesn't sound terribly American. Unless you growl "Nam" like Walter from The Big Lebowski, I guess.
I'm Rink Rebate Palin for my full name, or Fork Decoy Palin with just my first name.
I rather like these names!
Moose Roadster Palin! WELL.
Crunk Petrol Palin.
I'd be Foot Chassis Palin eew
Just call me Timber Challenger Palin.
Falling trees, falling space shuttles - I think I'm the unloved Palin child.