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The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator


This would’ve been my name, had I been Sarah Palin’s (possibly illegitimate) child.

The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator takes your name and converts it into something more akin to what Sarah and Todd Palin would’ve named you had you been their child.

Entering “Joey deVilla” into the generator spat out my Palin name: Gravel Blood Palin. Sounds pretty badass!

Here’s what it spit out for other names:

  • Accordion hero Jose Martin deVilla: Fire Patriot Palin
  • b5media CEO and my uberboss Jeremy Wright: Rifle Panzer Palin
  • Sarah soon to be second-in-command John McCain: Steam Fangs Palin
  • Her esteemed opponent, Barack Obama: Tarp Lazer Palin
  • Adult film star Jenna Jameson: Turbine Yukon Palin

And just for kicks, I entered the name of one of her kids, Trig Palin, and got the considerably more macho Molten Contra Palin. The Name Generator even out-Palins Palin!

Go hit the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator and tell me what your Palin name is in the comments!

Joey deVilla

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