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The Fortune Cookie Wasn’t Kidding

I found this while cleaning out receipts from my wallet. It’s from my last fortune cookie:

Joey deVilla

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  • I once got a fortune that said "That Wasn't Chicken." I was unbothered by this because I had ordered Mongolian Beef.

    I also once got a fortune that was blank. That scared me a bit.

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